Jenny Greenteeth
Boys GamesIan Thorpe

The author confesses he has always liked feminine women, well dressed, stylidh hair, make up, high heels, expensive undrerwear etc. Conventional sex appeal in other words. No surprise then that men who are attracted to girls that are "like one of the boys confuse him slightly. Hilarious erotic comic verse for grown ups.

Creative Commons: Some rights reserved (non commercial, attrib, no derivs.
All reproductions in whole or in part should acknowledge Ian Thorpe as author of these works and link to Greenteeth Multi Media Productions



Wide World - travel
Health / Wellbeing
Real Lives - biography
Past Perspectives
Philo & Sophia
Fools & Dreamers

Arts & Crafts
Science & Tech.
Bog of Blogs

Visit The
and keep up with our
comments around the
Spoken Word
Graphic Art

Thereís something a bit unhealthy about the men who date girls that are "Like One Of The Lads." If they were a little more honest with themselves relationships might become more fulfilling...

He said I am a great stud

A stallion, a bloke

Thereís nothing I like better

Than giving girlies a good poke

I eat curry and drink lager,

hate sissy things like art,

like football, porn and violence;

I curse and belch and fart.

She said I want a strong man

Who will dominate and rule me

Not some weepy new - age wuss,

All that caring doesnít fool me.

He told her "I hate woofters too

I think they should be shot

So youíre the kind of girl for me

I fancy you a lot."

And as he took her to his flat

She gazed in adoration

How cruelly reality

Can shatter expectation

For when she tried to be affectionate

And placed his hand upon her thigh

He said "youíre just a cheap slut"

And gave her a black eye.

But still she thought she loved him

She loved his greasy, unwashed hair

Powerfully muscled shoulders,

And distressed underwear.

She told him "Iím your woman,

Iíll do anything you ask."

"He replied "I want a woman,

Who can be one of the lads."

So she dressed in jeans and T-shirt

but it was not enough

He told her "that mascara

Makes you look just like a pouf."

She said "I am your woman,

Please fill me every night"

So he took her to his local

And filled her up with pints.

She said "letís go out dancing"

He said "Youíll make me look a fool"

So she followed him to the pub again

And learned how to play pool

Finally he was pleased with her

She had put aside her girlie past

And he thought she was learning

To be a bloke at last.

She begged him "Please make love to me?

Our sex life is a farce."

So he bent her across the table

And screwed her boyish arse.


Greenteeth Navigation

buzz it up delicious magnolia mixx pulse tagged digg