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It's The Sausages, Stupid
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The European federalisation lobby sneer at suggestions that Bureaucrats in Brussels want to regulate British sausages and standardise on the Eurosausage model. But Bureaucractic regulatory schemes never die, they are just put into suspended animation.

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It's The Sausages, Stupid.

A comment on a news blog said Britain had to get away from thinking Europe was all about standardising sausages

The result of the European elections shook Labour to the core and must have worried the Conservatives and Lib Dems a bit too. Labour though just does not get working class opposition to further integration with the EU and until they remove their politically correct New World Order / one world government blinkers they never will. So here for the benefit of Gordon Brown and his hapless honchos is the explanation why Labour's pro - Europeanism is so deeply unpopular.

It's the sausages, stupid.

The Politically Correct Though Police may believe they can bully and cajole us into accepting that SHOCK, HORROR! stories in newspapers like The Daily Telegraph, Daily Mail and The Currant Bun about plots being hatched by the EU ruling bureaucracy to bring British Sausages into line with Eurosausage regulations are sensationalised but our resolve remains unshaken.

Though the benefits of membership accruing from handing over £40 million a day to Brussels are widely touted, from the ability to go to Poland and work as beetroot pickers to our right to buy overpriced bananas and cucumbers whose curvature is strictly governed by EU regulations the British are unconvinced. If it is an offence to sell potatoes in pounds we reason, will we also be compelled when hyper inflation hits us to buy and sell £££s in kilos?

Then there are plans to regulate our sausages which, like the Irish referendum on the Treaty of Lisbon, will just keep being revived until we give in.

To qualify as a Eurosausage, meat products must be "a packer of cooked or cured meat encased in intestine."

Local variations are legislated for of course. Frankfurters can only be made from animals called Frank, Weiners can only contain members of minorities who constantly whine about their rights and bratwurst must contain 45% minced or chopped brats.

Under proposed EU sausage standardisation law meat products consisting of lips and arseholes bulked with rusk and packed in condoms do not qualify as sausages.

Well we like our sausages just the way they are. We have grown up with them, we are familiar with them and to be honest a sausage sarni doused with brown sauce bought from a tatty caravan in a lay by on the A666 would just not be right if it was made with Chorizo.

This is why we will vote in Euro elections for the fringe parties that are prepared to take up the issues that concern ordinary people, the issues the mainstream parties are afraid to discuss. We will support the parties that promise to defend our sausages.

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