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Obama Prepares To Conker The World
Barack Obama is hated in his own country for many reasons,mostly because he is a politician, a liberal and a pseudo - intellectual. A superhero is what he is not and a lot of perple are bitter about that because he gave the impression he was. Elsewhere else he is hated because he is American, because he is muslim, because he is not muslim, because he is gay, because he will not come 'out' etc. So how do Asmerican security services keep him safe? The U.S. President seems to have lost interest in domestic politics and the realities of the economic crisis and the global recession. People familiar with Obama's track record will be aware that every time he has been elected top an office, state congresss, US senate, President, instead of fulfilling the duties of that role he has immediately started campaigning for his next elevation. So having become, de facto, the most powerful man in the world is Mr. Obama's incrasing focus on foreign affairs a sign that he has already begun his campaign to be declared President of the Universe..


Obama Prepares To Conker The World.
28 May 2009

After the frenetic pace of his first 100 days in office President Barack Obama seems to be slowing down a little and pushing himself less often into the public eye. Sometimes almost a week will go by without his making a major speech or announcing a new plan to restart the U.S. economy by spending $1trillion of public money on bailing out failed businesses / individuals. He has even found it is possible to have a dialogue with America's allies in the free world without telling them how their nations and communities should be run. So are the burdens of office weighing heavily on his padded shoulders, is responsibility etching the lines in his photoshopped face? Or is something else going on?

Critics may think The President is running out of steam but this is not so. He is a man driven by ambition. Look at his track record, every time Mr. Obama has taken a step up the ladder he has immediately started working towards his next goal. It is fair to ask "what is there left to achieve for somebody who has become President Of The United States, the de facto leader of the free world. Like the amplifiers in the film Spinal Tap, when you have turned the dial up to ten there is nowhere left to go, that is how it looked to be with Barry's career. The fictional band solve their problem by having amplifiers made with dials that went up to eleven an example of the kind of lateral thinking that powered the Obama presidential campaign. If there is nowhere left to go you make somewhere.

A contact in the CIA tells me this is precisely what is happening now. Barack Obama was never really interested in being President of the U.S.A. to him it was just a stepping stone in his ascent to divinity. The immediate aim now is to be acclaimed President Of The World which will lead to becoming President Of The Universe. One world was never going to be enough for Barack Hussein Obama.

For the first time though the path cannot be smoothed by wealthy, secretive backers, a compliant media and a political establishment with too much to lose to object. To win over all the nations of the world Obama must show he is really superhuman and that may not be easy. When meeting the Israeli Prime Minister recently Obama announced that he had been tasked with reconciling Jews and Palestinians, instruction coming directly from God, Mr. Netanyahu is reported to have replied, "We've only got your word for that."

Team Obama always knew it would take more than words. This is why The President has not been quite so prominent in the media recently. The CIA contact told us this:

The plan has always been to use the visit to Israel as a springboard to the World Presidency. Mr. Obama told us he would walk across the Sea Of Galilee to symbolically reconcile Christianity and Islam and after that nothing could stand in the way of his bid to conquer the world." Well that is fine but out there on the lake surface he would be a sitting duck.

We told him the risks were too great but he just reminded us he was elected and can do what he likes, it's our job to protect him. People out there are not aware of the nightmares this Presidency gives security forces. A black President who can't make up his mind whether he is Christian or Muslim is a natural target for every nutjob who knows how to aim a gun. As if that was not bad enough he insists on letting people touch him when he goes among them to bestow blessings. The only people we let near are selected supporters who have been subjected to a body cavity search of course. Its surprising how many Obama supporters are more eager to get the body cavity search than they are to meet Mr. Obama but even so the risks are enormous. Forget the credit crisis and the collapsing dollar, it's protecting The President's scrawny ass that is bankrupting the country.

Formal occasions like The Inauguration are manageable, we can just keep him behind a screen of bullet-proof glass. The problems increase exponentially in an informal situation or on foreign soil. Usually we have to place B.O. in a giant Plexiglas hamster ball designed by NASA to be completely transparent. People put their hand on the ball where his is and are convinced he touched them.

When it comes to walking on water the hamster ball was a no-no. One; the Sea of Galilee can get quite choppy and if The President was falling about inside a plastic ball he would look like a bozo. This is a transformational moment in world history, we do not want it to look like a Japanese TV gameshow. Two; the hamster ball would be at the mercy of the wind. The President could be blown ashore in hostile territory, areas controlled by Hamas for example. The only solution would be to make The President bullet proof.

It seemed like an impossible task, I mean they don't even have that kind of technology in Bond films yet. One of he first things we had looked at was perhaps photoshopping him some way. People say pictures of him are retouched to make him look blacker, give him a stronger jawline and reduce the comedy effect of his ears. In fact it is not the pictures that are photoshopped but The President himself. Adobe software worked with a top medical technology research team to adapt an MRI scanner so instead of just imaging tissue cells it rearranged the molecules. The effects wear of after about thirty minutes but that is manageable. We tried adapting that technology to turn natural skin to kevlar for the walking on water stunt but it did not work.

We also got in touch with Madonna's people to find out how she had her skin turned to kevlar. That was a straightforward artificial skin graft but was not unfortunately it was not practical as The President has to look real and Madonna no longer does. Even her ex hubby said getting afectionate with her was like cuddling a plank of wood. Well nobody would accept a President Of The World who looks more wooden than Mr. Obama does already.

Eventually one of our people in England had an idea. English schoolkids have a game they play in the fall, they take the nuts from the Horse Chestnut tree which are called conkers, hang them on a string and take turns to whack their opponents conker until one or other breaks. Well those kids have developed all sorts of tricks to make their nuts unbreakable. The most successful technique for rendering conkers invulnerable is to soak them in vinegar. A couple of days in vinegar and those nuts will handle being hit with anything. Mr Obama could conquer the world but only if we conkered him first.

By calculating the weight differential we worked out a man of The President's body mass would have to be totally immersed in vinegar, breathing through a tube for 480 hours. There was no option, it had to be done. He sleept in a tank of vinegar, we installed a tank on Air Force One, there is a mobile tank in the trunk of the Presidential Limo. Sometimes he would spend all day in a tank of vinegar. Now he is so hard bullets just bounce off his skin.

The $20 billion pledged to the vinegar industry in the stimulus bill looked crazy at the time but now everybody can see it is money well spent.

The next step for Obama will be when he has an anti gravity device implanted up his ass so he can ascend to heaven. That is going to pose a whole new set of security problems if we are to prevent the North Koreans bringing him down with a missile.

Our thanks to the inside contact with the CIA who, for obvious reasons, cannot be named. This information offers a valuable insight into the direction in which the Obama Administration is leading the world.

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Yesterday US Presidential candidate Donald Trump said that President Barack Obama was born in the U.S., and by doing so he “finished a birther controversy” which he said was started by Hillary Clinton in 2008. “Hillary Clinton and her campaign of 2008 started the birther controversy. I finished it, I finished it. You know what I mean," he told a campaign event audience.

US woman arrested for selling a dead body in a freezer at yard sale Marcella Jean Lee, 56, was recently arrested in North Carolina after her mother’s dead body was found in a freezer she sold at a yard sale. Lee was charged on Thursday (15 September) with concealing a body and failure to report a death ... (You just ca'nt make up stuff like this)

Now YouTube are censoring videos critical of the establishment.
A few days ago, after examining evidence offered by certain bloggers who defend net neutrality we reported that allegations against Google of blocking access to sites that criticise Hillary Clinton's presidential election campaign or raise questions bout the candidate's very obvious health problems is is pretty irrevocable. Since then a reader mailed us an item on how YouTube are censoring videos whose content is critical of government ...

MPs attack Cameron over Libya 'collapse'
Not before time Britain's politicians are asking for justification of our role in the bombing campaign againsyt the regime of colonel Gadaffi in Libya, which since 2011 has led to that country, at the time the most prosperous and advanced nation in Africa, becoming a chaotic failed state with three different groups all claiming to be the legitimate government.

Lawless Immigrant Chaos Accounts for Quarter of Swedish Police Resources
Police officials in Värmland, Sweden have revealed 25 per cent of their time and resources are consumed by dealing with the lawlessness of illegal immigrants, as the Swedish government yesterday announced a further two billion Swedish Krona for policing to 2020. Chief Superintendent Lars Serenander estimates that around a quarter of police time is spent dealing with issues related to migrants ...

‘Opportunities are ENORMOUS’ Liam Fox launches trade talks with India, China and Singapore
We told you Brexit would be good for Britain. It will surprise many people to learn that we as a nation had no trade deals with former comonies India, Singapore and Malasia, or with the vast market that is China, but since those teasonous bastards in Westminster sold out much of our national sovereignty to the unelected bureaucrats of Brussels we have not had trade deals with commonwealth nations.

Obama-Duterte Blow Up: What the Corporate Media Doesn’t Get
The recent bad blood between US President Barack Obama and Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte is based on hostilities far more profoundthan could be caused by a simple clash of personalities.

Hillary's Facebook Attempt To Connect With Voters Misses Target Again
The biggest advantage Donald Trump has in the US Presidential race is that his opponent Hillary Clinton not only has a terrible reputation for being involved in dodgy dealings is but is a cold, unlikeable person who is seen as selfish, egotistical, petulant and inclined to gloat in moments of triumph. In an attempt to redress some of the harm this impression is doing to her campaign, Hillary has taken to Facebook

Negative Interest Rates & The War On Cash, Part 3: "Beware The Promoters"
Bitcoin and other electronic platforms have paved the way psychologically for a shift away from cash, although they have done so by emphasising decentralisation and anonymity rather than the much greater central control which would be inherent in a mainstream electronic currency. Despite the loss of privacy, electronic currency is much favoured by techno-optimists, but not so much by those concerned about the risks of absolute structural dependency on technological complexity.

Shock, Horror! Millennials Safe Space Violated As Facebook Algo Accident Exposes Them To Diverse Ideas Late last month (August 2016,) the Zuckerbugger's zoons put an algorithm in charge of the Facebook “trending” feature, to select the most popular topics, articles and keywords on the web in a narrow timeframe and with due respect for the 'safe space' of millenials who can be traumatised if they encounter microaggrrrrressions in the form of controversial ideas or unorthodox opinions ...

Google, Facebook, Amazon: algorithms will soon rule our lives so we'd better understand how they work
One of the most interesting announcements in last week's Budget – well, for me at least, as someone who has no savings and doesn’t play bingo or drink much – was the new Alan Turing Institute: £220 million of government support will be invested into "big data and algorithm" research.

G20 Leaders Dismiss Obama As An “Irrelevant Child” At Beijing Summit
China set the tone when airport officials refused to let Barack Obama's handlers flout Chises law so the US President's arrival in Beijing for the G20 Summit to be trurned into a stahe managed celebration of The Obamessiah;s greatness. This is our airport, this is our country", a Chinese official yelled as Obama's entourage attempted to usher The White House press corps into an area that was clearly marked out of bounds.

Underage Migrant Gang Sexually Assault German Women On City Street
In a worrying echo of antisocial behaviour by Muslim immigrants at Swedish music festivals throughout the summer it has been reported that five women were sexually assaulted by a gang of young Muslim asylum seekers in Germany. Police say the migrants threatened to beat the women with beer and champagne bottles ...

TTIP - This so -called free trade deal is a full-frontal assault on democracy
The purpose of the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership (TTIP) is not so much as to remove tariffs and other protectionist devices as to remove the regulatory differences between the US and European nations. And that is quite significant for us as British and E.U. comsuper protection, fair trade, environment and employment laws have always tried to strike a balance between the interests of consumers, workers and business.

If This Does Not Disqualify Hillary For The Presidency, It's Hard To Know What Will
Even the conservative Wall Street Journal is waking up to the massive deception that is being perpetrated on voters by the American political establishment, media and judiciary. Unfortunately the around half or the voters seem to be willingly complicit in this deception. In fact the USA collectively appears capable of a level of cognitive dissonance on an unprecedented scale in relation to the crimes and corrupt practices of Hillary Clinton ...

Smart Phones Will Not Make Banking Safer
Yet the war on cash goes on. The latest move is to encourage people to use their smartphone to do their online banking. My first reaction on reading this was, "They're having a laugh aren't they?" laptops and tablets are ridiculously easy to hijack, smartphones don't even need to be hacked, like tired old slappers whose sexual allure has gone south, but who still crave attention, they will offer themselves without needing to be asked.

Hillary Clinton's Oh Shit Moment. How The Candidate Wiped Her Server With BleachBit Despite Subpoena

In the USA ignoring a subpoena can have similar consequences. But increasingly throught the developed world we are finding the law does not apply to everybody equally. The story of how Hillary's "personal" emails came to be deleted using, the now infamous, BleachBit, even after a subpoema had been issued requiring the Democratic Party candidate to hand over certain documents relating to her time as Secretary of State is quite the tale.

Top Academic: Muslims Would Not Tolerate Multiculturalism in Islamic Countries
Leading Iranian academic Afshin Ellian has warned that cultural Marxist delusions of “multiculturalism” are a one-way street as left wing activist in the secular Christian nations of the west clamour for appeasement of Islamic extremists. Muslims in Europe oppress historic minorities in their own lands and have no intention of showing “tolerance”

Can Americans Overthrow The Evil That Rules Them?
The anti - establishment, anti - globalisation mood that manifested itself in the Brexit vote is sweeping across Europe, the cosy government - corporate cartel is desperately trying to control the narrative, but against the combined strength of millions of new media commentators all challenging the official; narrative, the dark forces of globalism are on the back foot.

Swedish Commentator: Migrants Enforcing Sharia Law, Bill Clinton ‘Evil’ For Wishing Same On U.S. Swedish writer and news commentator Ingrid Kristina Carlqvist, speaking on an internet radio station, said that Islamists and migrants "have already succeeded in introducing Sharia law to Sweden". Speaking to Breitbart London Editor-in-Chief Raheem Kassam, she explained that, because Swedish girls are becoming afraid to go to certain places where there have been rapes and attacks, key tenets of Islamic law are effectively being enforced.

The Difference In Voting For Hillbillary or Trump Is Only One Promises War With Russia
Essential reading for our american readers who must soon decide who they want as their next president. Important too for non Americans who cannot influence the outcome of the election but are entitled to know why their arses might be blown from here to eternity sometime in the next few years.

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