Sony Takes On Apple In Tablet Wars
Tablet PCs have become the main drivers of growth for many electronics companies. The Japanese consumer electronics giant Sony is the latest contender to announce a foray into the market, unveiling two new devices. The gadgets will use ...
Poetry Past Masters. A new section opens in the Greenteethmm poetry library. The poests of the seventeenth, eighteenth and nineteenth centuries have stood the test of time, still being preferred by most readers to the stuff churned out by contemporary poets. So if you enjoy a traditional poem try this varied selection.
Smoke and Mirrors Inflation Statistics
Leading economist Simon Ward has accused The Bank of England of using "smoke and mirrors" to present official forecasts for inflation. With the annual rate of price rises currently double the official target at 4pc and showing signs it will keep rising, the Bank's central projection that the rate should return to 2pc next year is looking like pure fantasy.
New Economic Headache For O' Bummer
The scale of the slowdown in US growth this year will be underlined by new figures to ber released this week. The statistics will raise more questions about whether the world's biggest economy can regain momentum. High growth rates in recent quarters have been due solely to the Obama administration's loonytoons economic policy of printing money to try and cover the burgeoining deficit.
Life Expectancy Rises By 44 Days In One Year
Longevity is now accelerating so rapidly experts are talking about humans reaching 'escape velocity', with our life expectancy rising by more than a day for every day we live. A baby born this year will, on average, live for more than 90 years and nine months according to a news study published yesterday.
Is It A Bird, Is It A Plane? No, Its SuperGordon
Despite two opinion polls at the weekend both showing that Labour has fallen to an all time low with the voting public, and worse than that, have now dropped below the Liberal Democrats, Gordon Brown says he will not be forced out of office to make way...
Breaking News: Britain's Got Talent Sensation
The story has just landed on the Boggart Blog news desk and we cnnot conform the details yet but we are hearing some senational revelations about Britain's Got Talent runner up Susan
How Much Worse Can Things Get?
The government, as always anxious to meddle in the minutae of our lives, health, lifestyle, diet, exercise, drink etc. resurrects a plan for compulsay mass medication, this time giving us all drugs to lower blood pressure whether you have high blood pressure or not. A mother is to have her baby taken for adoption having been branded too stupid to be a mother. On the same day news that 800 Britons are on the waiting list to visit a Swiss suicide clinic. How much worse can things get...
Boycotting Britain's Got Talent
Tonight I will rob myself of several good posts over the next few days by boycotting Britain's Got Talent. Why?
Because not only is the final crammed with dance acts, child acts and dancing child acts, there also is not very much talent evident.
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You Live, You Die: In Between You May As Well Have A Ciggy.
As the government bombards us at an ever accelerating rate with propaganda about health, lifestyle, diet, exercise, drink and just about everything else, people just become more immune to all the scare stories. It has reached a level now where dire warnings of ill health resulting from smoking, drinking alcohol, using recreational drugs...
Something Rotten in The State Of Denmark
We though it would be President Bush (in the middle east with a cruise missile for fans of Cluedo) but in the end it was a Danish artist with a pencil and sketchpad. It seems a trgically trivial way to highlight the irreconcilable differences between east and west but a set of cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammed (PBOH) have led to the...
Obama Prepares To Conker The World
U.S. President Barack Obama seems to have lost interest in domestic politics and the realities of the economic crisis and the global recession. People familiar with Obama's track record will be aware that every time he has been elected top an office, state congresss, US senate...
Ever wondered what happened to that little shit who made your life misery in school, the little shit who was fortunate enought to be good at the school sport which gave him immunity from any rule or sanction. He was the bully but anyone who fought back was punished. He stole the nerd's homework project and copied it but the nerd was accused of copying. Such people teach us a valuable lesson of course, authority will always favour those who kiss its arse.
Not much in the way of new posts and comments today as we have been getting our first music page online. Follow the link to hear sample tracks by singer songwriter Brother Bastion. The Brother Bastion page also has a link to the iTunes store where you can buy his latest mini album online.
Practical Sex Education For Schools
Most subjects in the school curriculum include a practical element so why mot sex education. Boggart Blog's fatsally suggests a radical approach to teaching the practical side of sex as opposed to pure theory. [ Humour ]
Dr. Strangelove's Secret Bacon Butty Weapon
As the science versus faith debate revs up again it seems a good time to bring back online dome of the posts on Little Nicky Machiavelli blog in which a logician challenged those who would elevate science to the status of a religion. [ Humour ]
Sheep Burp, Cows Fart And The Government Has Pie In The Sky
Given the success of previous campaigns which aimed to alter the public's artey clogging, alcohol abusing, binge drinking, chain smoking, obesity inducing, unsafe shagging promiscuous lifestyles; and also given that this Government now finds... [ Boggart Blog ]
Liberal Guilt Trippers Hurt Africa
African writer and polymath explains ideas explored in her book "Dead Aid" which suggestts foreign aid to African nations actually obstructs progress
McDonalds Bollocks Fat Customers
The fast food chin has instructed its staff to "scold obese customers. Hypocrisy or what?
In search of The Hum
Intrigued by stories reporting the return of The Hum, the mysterious low - frequency sound heard all around the country since the 1940s we spent yesterday investigating. Suggested causes we followed up included wind blowing through
HMS Discovery: the BNP's Election Battleship?
It seems the decision of The London Assembly to invite BNP councillor Richard Barnbrook to The Queen’s Buck House garden party was a bit of a faux pas especially as Barnbrook decided to take along as his guest....
What's the daftest thing you ever heard? How about a bunch of hippie scientists and weirdie-beardies trying to recreate the jurney of the Bluestone sarsens from the quarry in the Preseli mountains, Wales to Stonehenge. Daft eh? But doing it with styrofoam blocks instead of granite, that just does not make sense.
Did You See That?
Have you ever seen something strange in the sky, something that was there for a split second then after you blinked it was gone. We're not talking about UFO's or hallucinations here but weird shapes, like the primitive amorphous creatures that live in the ocean depths only bigger and airborne.
You are seeking solitude in a small reote hotel. There is only one other guest, the solitude seekers worst nightmare, an evangelical vegan cyclists. Is there any way you can escape?
Some people you just have to insult
Regular readers may have noticed Boggart Blog is no supporter of politicaly correct thinking. it is a special treat then when some sumg, self righeous, whiney little nork turns up and leaves a comment on an old blog post berating
I've just had an interesting conversation with a chap from my bank.
And it is my bank, and yours too, we're majority share holders I believe, because my bank took on millions of pounds worth of debt from people who couldn't afford to pay and had to come and ask our representatives in Parliament for a handout of our money...CLICK HERE to read Rich Bankers
Truth about missing link revealed (Boggart Blog exclusive)
There has been a lot of excitement about Ida, the 47 million year old fossil found in a primeval bog in Germany. Paleontologists from the world’s leading Universities are in a right old kerfuffle about...CLICK HERE to read more about Missing Link.
The Education Quiz
How well educated do you think you are. Take this test at boggart Blog Central and find out how you score
An American Recession How the American economy and by association the world's industrial nations cannot recover while the dollar remains in freefall.
Wet Dry Stoned Wallers
Oh I do love the sights you see in the countryside. I was on a trek up a fell on the back side of Buttermere once, a pretty but steep route, when I came across a Men At Work sign and sure enough, as I crested the next rise there was a little gaggle of men in hi-vis jackets and hard hats leaning on their shovels and...
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The Party Of The Second Hand Car Salesman
In days of yore which in politics is not as long ago as one might think, Labour was known as the party of the working class. Not any more it seems, the bulk of insults being thrown at Labour in the wake of the bag O’ Shite scandal are being thrown by those once reliable Labour voters, the working class...
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The Unhappiest Children In The World
According to scientists (and we should not believe everything scientists tell us) britain and the USA, two of the most materially wealthy nations in the world, have the unhappiest children. While reserving a little scepticism for such claims we ought to be concerned....
Is It Wrong To Ridicule Faith
There has been an increase in militancy in recent years on both sides of the God versus Science debate. Some people seem determined to establish science as The One True Church, others demand legal sanction on people who make jokes about their religion.
One of the most important meeings in the world, The Bilderberg Group, took place over 6 days up to the 18 May. This group comprised of the world's leading politiciand businessmen and financiers meets annually but little is known and even less reported of what goes on. Why is that do you think?
Shock! Horror! You Mean It Wasn't True? by fatsally
Little Alfie Patten, thirteen going on seven year old, is said to be devastated that DNA tests have proved he is not the father of 'girlfriend' Chantelle Stedman's daughter, Maisie.
Alfie claimed, or at least whoever was manipulating him did, that he had been going out with Chantelle for two years, that she had been a virgin and that he was the only boy she had slept with.
However there then followed a parade of teenaged boys claiming that they had...READ MORE
Labour MP’s Food Bill: Fat Cat or Fat Bastard. More Bad News For Conservatives.
We would like to move on from the MP’s expenses scandal, we really would but the stories that keep being revealed present satirical bloggers with such wide open goals it would be a crime to miss them (unless you are a Newcastle United striker in which case it is par for the course,)
Does Multiculturalism Work? (Eurovision Song Contest) by ianrthorpe @ 2009-05-18 – 18:31:46
Does Multiculturalism work? Three words, Eurovision effing Song Contest. This geriatric schlockfest was one of the first attempts to create a single European culture. The two things it created are a forum in which petty grudges and resentments can be maintained at a low level (when what is really needed
You Can't Keep A Good Nutter Down
Some people just can't help themselves, they have to stand and shout, "LOOK AT ME" any and every chance they get.
So it is with defrocked vicar Neil Horan.
He first came to public notice at the Atlanta Olympics when he grabbed the leading runner
NHS and the Tyranny Of The bottom Line
Budgets are important in healthcare, without financial control health spending can become a bottomless pit. But haven't things gone too far when accountants have to be consulted on clinical decisions.
Will You be Mugged By Labours Stealth Taxes?
The Daily Stirrer exposes a Labour plan to tax peoples' retirement savings at 85%. Save £1,000,000 and your descendents end up inheriting £170,000. Pass the champagne, we may as well enjoy ourselves and be a burden on the state in our old age.
Dark Forces Are At Work In Downing Street
We have a right to expect our elected representatives to act in the interests of the voters and the nation. Increasingly it seems dark, unseen forces are at work in the seats of government. Who controls these forces, The Illuminati, The Bilderberg Group, a conspiracyy of world domination freaks?
Let her breasts satisfy thee at all times? Ooer Missis.
Here in Britain we have not been much aware of the storm that has blown up around the winner of the Miss California beauty contest.
What kicked it all off was this: when contestant Carrie Prejean...
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