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2009-08-02 Twits, Twots and Twats
by fatsally
A bit of a hoo-ha in the press this week after David Cameron said, live on air during a radio interview,that all people who twitter are twats. Cue indignant outrage and frenzied foaming at the mouth from those genteel members of the press, but was it because of the language or was it the fact that...
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1 August 2009 Do it Yourself Cosmetic Surgery.
by Ian R Thorpe

Have you ever hear of or been presented with something that makes you scream: Oh no, Id rather stick needles in my eyes. In my case these moments usually occur in connection with food. Bananas, beetroot, tripe, anything to do with offal, Baxters Country Vegetable Soup which, for those unfamiliar with the brand, looks like a bowl of warm vomit; the thought of eating any of these give me a feeling of nauseous loathing that makes the idea sticking needles in my eyes seem the better option. Such stuff was never meant...
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2009-07-31
The Crackfart Of The Financial Firmament.
by Ian R Thorpe

I love that word crackfart dont you? They certainly knew how to turn a fine insult in the eighteenth century. Crackfart is like gobshite which I have always used but Ive been fancying a change. So who is The crackfart of the financial firmament you might... READ ALL The Crackfart Of The Financial Firmament at Boggart Blog

2009-07-29
Are we nearly there yet?
by Cleo Hart

So, summer is here and people are setting off on holiday to see new places, experience new cultures, or just catch a bit of sun (that yellowy-orange - or sometimes brown, depending on where you live - thing that sets in the sky about 4pm in December...remember it?)

When I was little, we used to go to South Wales, which is a long, vomit inducing drive to a car-sick 7 year old. Later we used to drive to France...
READ ALL Are We Nearly There Yet at Boggart Blog

29 July 2009 Climate Change my arse.
by Ian R Thorpe

So the long hot summer they predicted in June is going to be another short cold summer. It's funny how these science dudes keep telling us how...READ ALL Climate Change My Arse at Boggart Blog

28 July 2009
Still Topless in St Trop.
by Ian R Thorpe

A trend noted with glee by feminist writers in The Guardian is that women are covering up more on Mediterranean beaches. They say many more women are now prepared to go topless. Being female Guardian writers they proclaim this is a great victory for feminism as women are at last learning they do not have to conform to...READ ALL Still Topless in St Trop. ay Boggart Blog

28 July 2009
Blessd Are The Cheesemakers Of Outer Space
by Ian R Thorpe

Is there something going on with cheesemakers this week, national farmhouse cheesemaking week or something? Twice in the past two days I have seen items on television news about cheesemakers. Now you dont expect to hear much about cheesemakers in the normal run of things, their job is not to make news but to make cheese and they just... READ ALL ABOUT The Cheesemakers Of Outer Space

27 July 2009 Adrenaline Junkies (sport-formula1-car-racing)
by ianrthorpe

The task of commenting on the events surrounding a Formula One Grand Prix usually falls to Sally, she being the family petrolhead in chief (Our bro. Graham drives a diesel and I have come to the view that getting out more is vastly overrated) but in the case of yesterdays race in Hungary it is my duty to comment on a very unwelcome

READ ALL Adrenaline Junkies at Boggart Blog

26 July 2009
Labour's Loonytoons by Election Team
by Ian R Thorpe

Newcomer to the Boggart Blog political bloggers list Sharpe's Opinion explains why political pundits were so badly wrong with their predictions of Norwich North by election result...READ ALL labour's Loonytoons by Election Team

25 July 2009
Road Tax Cash Spent On S & M Dominatrices.
by Ian R Thorpe @ 2009-07-26

The Labour leadership, somewhat pointlessly in view of the by election result in Norwich,is mumbling threateningly about creating new road taxes on a pay per mile basis. The plan is to to punish us for using our cars rather than ... READ ALL Road Tax Cash Spent On S&M Dominatrices

Blind Dog Gets A Guide Dog
by Ian R Thorpe

Border Collie Clyde is totally blind. The chances of living a full and satisfying life can be quite restricted for a blind dog. Finding trees, gatesposts or...READ ALL Blind Dog Gets Guide Dog at Boggart Blog

24 July 2009
Green Power Debate: Milliband vs Adonis, Fuckwittery Of The First Order.
by ianrthorpe
2009-07-24

Gordon brown seems determined to stick to his already discredited policy of trying to make himself look good by only appointing fuckwits to serve in his cabinet. He is fooling nobody. Instead of thinking, Wow, Old Gordon really is an intellectual giant every time the likes of Chris Bryant, Harriet Harridan or Andy Burnham open their stupid mouths people are more likely to ask, Who hired these fuckwits... READ FULL POST Green Power Debate: Fuckwittery Of The First Order at Boggart Blog Old Dogs and New Tricks
by ianrthorpe
2009-07-24

A lot of people in the media are expressing puzzlement at the success of creaky copper TV series New Tricks. Why, they ask, when many shiny, glossy new trendy television series with galaxies...
READ ALL Old Dogs - New Tricks at Boggart Blog 23 July 2009 Pretender To The Inheritance
by fatsally
2009-07-23

News yesterday that a Norwegian boy could be Michael Jackson's fourth child. There was a picture of the two together, and yes.... READ ALL Pretender To The Inheritance

22 July 2009 Catastrophe in Space; Lembit Opik Collides With Jupiter
by Ian R Thorpe
2009-07-22

An even that took place almost unnoticed on Sunday could have a profound effect on the fate of humanity. It was a cataclysmic cosmic collision of the kind many people believed wiped out the dinosaurs on Earth 60 million years ago and which space watchers predict could in the near future bring to a similar end the era of human domination.

Last Sunday as America watched veteran golfer Tom Watson fail in his effort to travel back in time and win a major golf tournament and Britain, Australia and most of the Indian sub continent were glued to the television watching cricket, Liberal, Democrat MP Lembit Opik collided with the gaseous planet Jupiter....
READ FULL POST Lembit Opik Collides With Jupiter t Boggart Blog

[ Home ] ... [ Comedy Menu ] ... [ Boggart Blog ] 21 July 2009 The Moon Landing and the Earth Landing
Ian R Thorpe

Yesterday was the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, humankinds greatest achievement according to some, a cold war dick swinging exercise and colossal...
READ FULL POST Moon Landing and Earth Landing at Boggart Blog

21 July 2009-1
Crusty Old Wives Tales, There's Something In Them After All...
by fatsally

Remember when you were knee high to a boggart and your mother and your grandma seemed to spend all their time trying to get you to eat the disgusting bits of food you really couldn't be bothered with? Egg white,( I have to confess for me it was the whole egg ) pastry, anything... READ ALL Crusty Old Wives Tales at Boggart Blog

21 July 2009-2
Swine Flu MP Misses An Opportunity.
by Ian R Thorpe
2009-07-21

The MP for Denton and Reddish, Andrew Gwynne, has become the first Member of Parliament to be infected by the Swine Flu (or H1N1 virus if were being picky)

Mr. Gwynne has claimed sick leave from his Parliamentary duties and promised colleagues he will not return to Westminster until he is fully recovered.

He might think he has behaved responsibly but as the Swine Flu death toll grows your Boggart Bloggers feel he has missed a golden opportunity to do the public a great service.

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20 July 2009
Puffin Up The Power Of Sat Nav Technology
by Ian R Thorpe
2009-07-20

The world has a lot of trust issues right now. We have all known forever you just cant trust politicians. Neither can you trust bankers,lawyers, investment advisors, pensions salesmen, estate agents, accountants or anyone else claiming they want to help you make money without getting caught doing something....
READ FULL POST Puffin Up The Power Of Sat Nav

18 July 2009
On A Wing And A Cheap Ticket
An attempt by two British women to establish a world wing walkiing record this week proved successful...
READ ALL On a Prayer and a Cheap Ticket

17 July 2009
A Rare Outbreak Of Sanity
2009-07-17
Amid all the kerfuffle in the past week about Afghanistan. What with the increase in casualties, Gordon Brown calling for more troops to be sent (but not allocating the money to send any), the senior officers saying... CLICK HERE to find out hat is going on and what the outbreak of sanity means.



16 July 2009
Shagged Out Cyclists
There seem to be no lengths to which the Green movement will not go in order to get us out of our cars and into brothels.

A sex industry entrepreneur in Berlin is offering
READ ALL Shagged Out Cyclists at Boggart Blog

15 July 2009
Heather Mills McCartney On A Mission

It had to happen. Ubermentalist Heather Mills has managed to put herself back in the public eye. This time instead of slagging off Paul McCartney, waving her leg about or talking about milking rats to feed...Click Button to open full post in a new window

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9 July 2009
Rat Arsed Badger
by Ian R Thorpe

There are many good reasons for keeping away from booze. Badgers for example can turn very nasty when they have had one too many

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2009-07-08 Scientists Have Not Made Sperm.
by ianrthorpe
also posted at Boggart Blog

The news this morning was full of a story about scientists at Newcastle University having made human sperm in the laboratory.

Now with so much organically grown sperm available all around the world you might well ask why in hell anyone in their right mind would want to create sperm in a laboratory when they can just have a wank.

We are dealing with scientists here though and there are seldom any rational explanations for why scientists do the things they do. And its no good asking. If you were to ask one of the scientists "why do you want to create sperm in the laboratory" they would look at you pityingly and say "you just don't understand science."

Not understanding science seems a good place to be however. While all the science heads were leaping up and down and yelling "Whoopeeeee, we've created sperm" and busily splashing it all over the front page of the Guardian (the news, not the erm...) people who spend most of their lives looking through at real, non - scientific, normally ejaculated sperms had looked through their computer monitors at the video the Newcastle team had posted on You Tube and said, "Hold on, these aren't sperm, they look a bit like sperm but they don't move like sperm, they don't think like sperm and they can't answer three simple questions any elf respecting sperm would know the answer to.

So it turns out the scientists have not created sperm at all, they just exaggerated their results and ended up with egg on their faces. Which is nice.



2009-07-08
Is It A Bird, Is It A Plane, Is It Superman, No, its Supermuslim!
by ianrthorpe

Coming soon to a news agent near you, The 99, a legion of Muslim superheroes who represent the ninety nine attributes of Allah and are ready to do battle with the forces of evil in he cause of truth, justice and...
CLICK HERE to read full post Is It A Bird? It It A Plane? Is It Superman? No It's Supermuslim

7 July 2009 Shock Revelation: Obama and Michael Jackson Are The Same Person.
by Ian R Thorpe
2009-07-07

Breaking News from the Boggart Blog Conspiracy Theory Department.

As fans gathered in Los Angeles to pay a tearful farewell to their hero, the self proclaimed King Of Pop Michael Jackson (tickets $2000 each - no concessions) the mourners were shaken by the latest revelation from the Boggart Blog conspiracy theory investigators tasked with delving into the mysteries surrounding the death of the

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6 July 2009 Schismism: So Youre Church Of England? Whats To Confess?
by ianrthorpe
2009-07-06
It is quite a long time since we reported on the schism in the Church Of England. You might well think the final disintegration of Henry VIIIs project had been postponed. Or maybe you though it was...
CLICK HERE to read full post So You're Church Of England, What's To Confess? Scary Willy Story
by fatsally 2009-07-06
Warning! This news stoey could make your eyes water, your toes curl and, if you are a bloke, your willy shrivel up smaller than a cocktail sausage.

Generation excess strikes again.
Remember those booze and weed soaked halcyon days of your mis-spent youth?
Parties, pub crawls, all day drinking sessions?
Waking up next to...CLICK HERE to read full Scary Willie Story
Is That A catamaran In Your pocket Or Are You Pleased To See Me?
by fatsally
2009-07-06 on Boggart Blog

A man From Guangzhou, China has had one of his penises removed.
Alright I know it's Monday morning and we're all still comatose from probably the most ...
CLICK HERE to read full post Is That A Catamaran In Your Pocket

Bubbles Learns Of Jackson's Death
by fatsally
2009-07-04

In all the furore over whether the late Mr. Jackson was bald/emaciated/drugged up to the eyeballs or healthy/hirsute/full of life and vitality nobody has given a thought to poor Bubbles, Michaels former pet chimp, whom he used to....CLICK HERE to read all Bubbles Learns Of Jackson's Death

Muslim Dentist Omar Butt Makes An Arse Of Himself
by Ian R Thorpe
2009-07-03

Omar Butt, a Muslim dentist who worked at the Unsworth smile clinic like Muslim women to be modestly dressed when they turned up to have their teeth done. We dont know if Omar was ever a member of the boy scouts but he was certainly...CLICK HERE to real all Muslim Dentist Makes An Arse Of Himself
Microsoft IE8 and the worst advert ever
by ianrthorpe
2009-07-02

I was looking for something easy today, a link to something funny maybe. It seemed like Father Christmas, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy had all arrived at once when I found an item that promised...CLICK HERE to read Microsift IE8 and the worst ad ever

Spare A Thought For Farrah Fawcett
by ianrthorpe
2009-07-01

In all the furore over the death of old putty nose which has dominated the news we completely overlooked the passing of poor Farrah Fawcett. It's a pity she was overshadowed because a famous wall poster of her, much loved by... CLICK HERE to read Spare A Thought For Farrah Fawcett 30 June 2009
High Flyin' Sqirrels by fatsally @ 2009-06-30
Cleo Hart tells us of the wallabies high on opium, but what are the suirrels doing these days? I don't know if anyone else has noticed but they do seem to be falling out of their trees onto busy roads rather a lot lately. There were at least six on a two mile stretch of... CLICK HERE to read High Flyin' Sqirrils

They're Jumping On Our Michael Jackson Bandwagon
by Ian R Thorpe
2009-06-30

It had to happen. Afer the Boggart Blog exclusive last Saturday that brought you news of how and why Michael Jackson faked his own death because...CLICK HERE to read Jumping On Our Michael Jackson Bandwagon

29 June 2009
The World Will End Soon - So Check Your Insurance Cover
Ian R Thorpe

Bloggging gets to be more fun day by day. It's entirely coincidental that Cleo today posted a report on Wallabies in Tasmania making crop circles while being controlled by aliens but sometimes the blogosphere can be very serendiptitious (is that a word or have I been inhaling hallucinogenic pollens out in the garden?)

My post today concerns the end of the world which according to people who claim...CLICK HERE to read full post The World Will End Soon

High Flyin' Sqirrels
by fatsally

Cleo Hart tells us of the wallabies high on opium, but what are the suirrels doing these days?
I don't know if anyone else has noticed but they do seem to be falling out of their trees onto busy roads rather a lot lately.
There were at least six on a two mile stretch of the A628 this morning. And they didn't appear to be... CLICK HERE to read all High Flyin' Squirrils

28 June 2009
Strewth! The Wallabies Have Been At The Opium Again!
by Cleo Hart
first posted on Boggart Blog 2009-06-29

Crop circles have been making headlines again this year, with a new series appearing in Wiltshire. Now, of course, you and I know that crop circles are created by extra terrestrials from outer space, and this is their way of communicating with us. The latest series in Wiltshire, when decoded by experts, tells us that...

Michael Jackson's Last Wish
by fatsally
first posted at Boggart Blog, 2009-06-28 Boggartblog learns that Michael Jackson's last wish was not to be buried or cremated, but, because he was 90% plastic, to be melted down and turned into lego blocks so the younger generation could play with him for a change.






27 June 2009
Michael Jackson's Death Was Faked - We Reveal Why
by Ian R. Thorpe

It is inevitable that people would quickly start to claim Michael Jackson is not really dead. It happened with Buddy Holly, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin who all found it possible to be dead, dead famous and at the same time evade the all seeing eye of the media. But at Boggart Blog we like to go a step further and so we will reveal why Whacko Jacko and his handlers decided death was the only way left to salvage the singer's stalled career.

[ Home ] ... [ Comedy Menu ] ... [ Boggart Blog ] ... [ Told By An Idiot ] 26 June 2009
He Could Have Been A Contender (by Cleo Hart)

...but instead, he opted for the route signposted 'Nut Job'.

I am, of course, talking about Michael Jackson, although I'm not suggesting he was a bum...just a nut job. At the risk of upsetting members of my family, immediate fellow bloggers and potentially everyone in the world, I feel compelled to write about this today. This is as much of a suprise to me as it may be to anyone...

A Tasteful Tribute To Michael Jackson
As the media hype machine goes into overdrive and celebrity gossip talking heads witter vacuously about a "Diana moment" and a "spontaneous

25 June 2009 A Career In Substance Abuse? Sounds Just The Job...
There are some weird jobs advertised in the public sector but a full page in a newspaper recruitment supplement dedicated to careers in substance abuse deminded investigation
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24 June 2009
Talking Bollocks
by Ian R Thorpe @ 2009-06-24
We all know and love the weekly ritual of Prime Ministers Question Time in Parliament. You know the drill, David Cameron stands up and asks of Gordon Brown: Does the Right Honourable Gentleman agree that he is a bastard and furthermore that his party are a bunch of... FIND OUT what they are at Boggart Blog



23 June 2009
Memo to Boris and friends. Don't Claim Your Lover On Expenses
by Ian R Thorpe
2009-06-23

One of Boris Johnson's sidekicks has been forced to resign after being caught out claiming dinners with his lover on his London Assembly business expenses:

Ian Clement, Deputy Mayor for Government and External Relations, has resigned from the Greater London Authority (GLA) with immediate effect. He tendered his resignation to the Mayor of London this morning following the discovery of further discrepancies in the use of his corporate credit card."

I reckon it's the lover that dobbed him in.

If only Mr. Clement had invested in a copy of my book "Ageing Roue's guide to playing away from home," Rule one states quite clearly; Never allow your lover to think you regard her as a business expense.

The book in mentioned the post is fictional but you can invest in The Best Of Boggart Blog, Vol 1 at our Lulu Publishing storefront

23 June 2009 Like A Ferret Up A Drainpipe!
by ianrthorpe

Anyone else see the television pictures from parliament of the election of a new speaker for the House of Commons? Tradition demands that the new speaker... CLICK HERE to read Like A Ferret Up A Drainpipe

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50 22 June 2009
Psycho Benefit Fraud
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21 June 2009
Fear Of Soup

Dendrophobia (fear of trees) Pognophobia (fear of beards) and claurophobia (fear of clowns) are all recognised conditions, but fear of soup, that's a joke surely? Not so, there are people out there with an irrational fear of soup, they start...



Men No Longer Hitting On Jordan
by ianrthorpe
2009-06-19

It was quite a surprise today to learn that 85% of the people who visit the website of Jordan (aka Katie Price) are women. A disturbingly high proportion are in fact young women hoping to pick up some tips on how to become a professional tits out for the boys model. These girls see the pneumatic Ms. Price as a role model whose example will guide and inspire them in their quest to make millions by getting unfeasibly large breasts, a botox face and a trout pout.

Of the men who do hit Jordans page most are looking for older pictures when the plastic passionella looked slightly human. Not many men are interested in Miss Chavvy (2009 version).

There is a valuable lesson for Jordan wannabees in that. Blokes are not that turned on by the idea of feeling up sacks of silicon or kissing collagen hard lips. There is no warmth or allure in a botulin smile no matter how much its owner is being paid for revelations about her body functions in OK magazine.

Go down the road Jordan has taken and soon the only men available will be Peter Andre duhalikes.

You have been warned.



Susan Boyle Announces New Lingerie Range by Ian R Thorpe
2009-06-18

It has been reported by the gutter press that television talent show Britain's Got Talent runner up Susan Boyle is planning to launch her own designer label on a range of sexy lingerie. Susan, who you may remember, cracked under the pressure of fame and spent some time in the Priory Clinic undergoing therapy is now being looked after by Simon Cowell's production company pSyCo (oops, that p was a typing error) A Spokesman for SyCo said "we are not allowing Susan to be pressured. She is not used to the glare of publicity and does not like to say no when people ask for her time. We are making sure Susan only has to do things she feels comfortable with."

And what Susan feels comfortable with apparently is helping the women of the world rediscover the sexual allure of big tartan tweed knickers.

She told a Boggart Network News reporter yesterday "Och, lassies hae no use fae these wee thongs. Gi a girl a pair o' big knickers and she can hae any mon she desires." Having imparted that wisdom Susan demonstrated her lascivious hip swivelling technique which she claims when performed by a girl in big knickers is irresistibe to man, goat and Piers Morgan.

The Subo Seduction range will not entirely do away with the thong though. By sewing a merkin that resembles a cross between a brillo pad and a mad mulah's beard to the frontpiece of a standard thong and then stitching the whole to a flesh coloured pair of Susan's favourite big knickers it is possible, she says, to create the "naked look." But why?

"A girl wouldnae want tae gae commando of a nicht in Scotland she told our reporter with another swing of her ample hips.

When we asked SyCo if it was true Susan planned to launch the range their spokesperson refused to comment.

Would You Let This Man Near You With A Tattooists Needle?
by fatsally
@ 2009-06-17

An eighteen year old French girl is attempting to sue the tattooist who tattooed 56 stars from above the bridge of her nose, down the left side of her face to her chin and across her left cheek back to her nose.

The girl claims she asked the Belgian tattooist for just three stars at the corner of her left eye, making the request in her native French and also repeating the number in English, because she thought he hadn't understood.

She then allegedly fell asleep in the chair and when she awoke she was doing a good impersonation of the Milky Way.

It all sounds a bit dubious to me, after all just like three and fifty six don't sound remotely similar, neither do trois and quarant-seize and French and Belgian aren't that dis-similar.

The tattoist claims she got exactly what she asked for and was awake the whole time.

However would you trust a man who is tattooed from the the top of his forehead all down his face and throat, who has two large plugs in either ear and also two plugs in the side of each nostril, plus a ring through his septum?

And that's before you encounter the four studs through his top lip and the seven rings through his bottom lip, making him look like Hannibal Lecter wearing his muzzle.



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The University Formerly Known As Cardiff Polytechnic Published List Of Forbidden Words Cardiff Metropolitan University formerly known as Cardiff Polytechnic may not be a seat of learning on a par with Oxford, Cambridge, Heidelberg, The Sorbonne or Princeton but when it comes to politically correct idiocy it is at the right up there with Harvard, Uppsala, University of California or The London school of Economics more>>>

Things Are Getting crazier In USA As Trump Supporters Push Back Against Obamas Silent Coup

A congressional investigation has revealed that the Obama administration channeled billions of dollars to activist groups through a Department of Justice slush fund scheme. “It’s clear partisan politics played a role in the illicit actions that were made,” Republican Representative John Ratcliffe of Texas told Fox News. “The DOJ is the last place this should have occurred.” more >>>

Donald Trump Just Exposed Obama for HORRIBLE Crime! HERE IS THE PROOF!!
As the first scandal to hit the Trump Administration, the truped-up accusations that team members had contact with Russia was splashed over mainstream media, American liberals were quick to claim (dishonestly) that the Obama administration had been scandal free. The “scandal-free” Obama’s may finally have just been caught red-handed. This morning President Trump took to Twitter from the Mar-a-Lago resort to reveal a HORRIFYING crime committed by Barack Obama right before he left office: Political wiretapping!
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Are Spineless, Snivelling Liberal Scum Sucker Bringing Back Blasphemy Crimes To The West For The Sake Of Sucking Up To Islamic Extremists?
All the signs suggest the Western democracies are submitting to presure from Islamic extremists and reviving blasphemy laws, but applying them only to those who insult Islam. We are still free to be obscenely disrespectful to Christianity, Judaeism, Hinduism and buddhism. Canada and Denmark are leading the way back to medieval religious oppression ...more >>>

Jacob Rothschild Says Putin “A Traitor To The New World Order”


Jacob Rothschild, patriarch of the megarich banking family, and a leading proponent of the drive to create a global authoritarian government made up of people drawn from the corporate and financial elite, has accused Russian president Vladimir Putin of being a "traitor to the New World Order". Evidence we have suggests the elitist conspiracy sees Russia as an obstacle that must be removed before its plan for a global government can be completed more >>>

Katie Hopkins Reports From Hellacious Sweden, ‘Where Females Fear to Tread’
A news feed filled with reports of the rape and assault of Sweden’s young women, some inexplicably streamed live on Facebook by the gang as they attacked. Other reports filed quietly away in a box marked unmentionable: the rape of a 12-year-old unaccompanied immigrant by a so called fellow 'unaccompanied minor' immigrant who later bragged he was 45.

Junk Food Killing Kids? We often hear about the plague of obesity from talking – head ‘nutrition experts’ on TV, but less is said about the other problem caused by a diet of junk food. On a typical teenager’s diet it is possible to develop both obesity and malnutrition. On the flip side, you have malnutrition. According to the United Nations (UN) special rapporteur, Hilal Elver, Ph.D., the impact of processed food on public health is “alarming.”

Report casts new doubts on WETC official story The controversy goes on, fifteen years later. While it ought to be obvious even to the most casual observer that the way the twin towers collapsed on 9/11 did not look as if it could be the result of a random strike (and Tower 7 was not hit by anything - well a careless sparrow maybe,) many people who should know better but are in awe of authority continue to scream conspiracy theorist at even those well qualified to challlence the official narrative.

Oslo Police Declare “We Have Lost the City”…Islam Has Taken Over
While attention has been focused on Sweden because of remarks made by US President Donald Trump, the apocalyptic level of culturally-enriched violence in neighbouring Norway and particularly in Grønland, a district of the capital city of Oslo. After years of unchecked immigration it looks more like Karachi, Basra, and Mogadishu all rolled into one than part of a Scandinavian capital. People sell drugs openly just next to the Grønland subway station.

American Journalists Who Travelled To Sweden To Debunk Trumps Comments About Migrant Violence Run Out Of Town by Migrants
Two journalists from Chicago who had travelled to Sweden with the intention of debunking Donald Trump's allegations that in Sweden's cities there are many immigrant dominated suburbs that have become trouble spots and 'no - go zones' for Europeans and that the country is a dangerous place to visit had to be given a police escort so they could safely leave an immigrant neighbourhood in Stockholm.

Germany Facing Mass Blackouts Because The Wind And Sun Won’t Cooperate
Germany’s power grid came close tp collapse in January because the poor performance from sustainables, wind turbines and solar panels which the Germany government encouraged heavy investment in, data from a major trade union leaked to German business newspaper Deutsche Wirtschasfts Nachrichten.

Courts Quietly Confirm MMR Vaccine Causes Autism
After decades of passionate debate, parents probably missed the repeated admissions by drug companies and governments alike that vaccines do in fact cause autism. For concerned parents seeking the truth, it’s worth remembering that the exact same people who own the world’s drug companies also own America’s news outlets. Finding propaganda-free information has been difficult, until now.

CIA Admists Using fake News To Subvert Democracy For Decades
Newly-declassified documents show that a senior CIA agent and Deputy Director of the Directorate of Intelligence worked closely with the owners and journalists of many of the largest media outlets. The United States Senate Select Committee to Study Governmental Operations with Respect to Intelligence Activities found in 1975 that the CIA submitted stories to the American press.

Left Complicit In Violence Ripping Through Paris Migrant Neighbourhoods?
As rioting by immigrant populations spreads from the poorer areas of Paris to the city centre and civil unrest spreads throughout France, former special advisor to France’s interior ministry Hugues Moutouh has accused the left-wing political establishment of complicity in the violence raging through the country’s migrant-dominated suburbs.

Infant Twins Die Shortly After Being Vaccinated, Medical Board Rules ‘Just A Coincidence’
In this era of high tech health care and rapidly advancing developments of drug therapy, sudden infant death syndrome (cot death) is a rare thing in the developed world, around one per hundred according to World Health Organisation statistics. Given that, you might think the sudden and simultaneous deaths of twins might cause somne raised eyebrows among medical professionals ...

PARIS ERUPTS: Many streets are NO-GO ZONES As Immigrant Violence Spreads
Five large areas have been reduced to no go areas for the past five nights as masked men cause mayhem on the streets. Now there are fears the fall out from allegations of police brutality could spread all over the country as unrest in the city grows. Police were hit with molotov cocktails and the heavy metal balls used in the French game Petanque ...

J.K. Rowling Goes Silent After Getting Challenged To Put Her Money Where Her Mouth Is
JK Rowling, who wrote 7 great books for kids (and an absolutely shit one for grown ups) has become one of those annoying celebrities who thinks we all need to hear regularly from her on the topic of how to live our lives. she sees no reason why a superior being such as her should abide by the advice she dishes out to the rest of us.

Corruption: Paraphrasing Johnny Rotten, 'Never trust a fahkin' liberal'
As the 'liberal supporters of Barack Obama's hapless presidency and more recently the US Democratic Party's 2016 failed candidate 'Crooked Hillary' Clinton whip themselves into an ever greater frenzy over the hugely entertaining antic of President Trump, An editorial at Investors Business Daily may end up being considered by historians as defining exactly why the Obama administration failed so catastrophically ...

Is a Global Wide Cash Ban Coming?

Anyone who has been paying attention over the last four years knows the Europe is ground zero for Central Planning insanity. Europe was created as a union with open borders with the open flow of capital. However, the elites have clearly demonstrated that they are willing to lie cheat and steal in order to maintain their agenda.

Trump Foiled Soros' Master Plan to Impose New World Order - Hedge Fund Manager
President Donald Trump came to power just in time to prevent George Soros and Hillary Clinton achieving a secret Trans Pacific trade deal, that would have transferred sovereign rights to global corporations Wall Street hedge fund manager and financial analyst Mitch Feierstein told Sputnik. George Soros and Clinton Inc. were nearly able to declare the ‘New World Order’ complete" hedge fund manager Feierstein, said on Tuesday.

TIME Magazine runs vile hit piece against Robert Kennedy Jr. for daring to tell the truth about mercury in vaccines
When newly inagurated President Donald Trump appointed Robert Kennedy, Jr. to head a commission to investigate and report on vaccine safety, it was inevitable the Big Pharma Corporations, the big money interest behind them, and their 'pet poodle' scientists would hit back and try to undermine the initiative. That it would happen so quickly, with higly respected fake news publication Time magazine lining up its biggest hitters to smear Kennedy's reputation

The War On Cash Intensifies In Response To Trump and Brexit
It appears Europe is charging towards a cashless society. Just days after Davos’ elites discussed why the world needs to “get rid of currency,” the European Commission has introduced a proposal enforcing “restrictions on payments in cash.” – because only terrorists and drug-dealers need cash (nothing at all to do with totalitarian control over a nation’s wealth) – we are not surprised that this proposal from the European Commission would appear…

French Finance Minister Says UK’s May Is Not In A Position To Negotiate With Trump You have to wonder just who the testicularly deficient little pen pusher of the failing EuroNazi project think they are. What do they not understand about Brexit that enables them to think they can still tell us what we can and can’t do? They may have got away with it while cottaging Prime Minister Blair or Old Etonian bum boy Cameron were in charge ...

Obama’s Gone, But His Genocidal Wars Go On
Continued fighting in Yemen between Houthi rebels seeking to overthrow the tyrannical Sunni Muslim government and ground and air forces of the SSaudi Arabian led coalition backed by the Obama administration in the USA killed at least 66 people in 24 hours, medics and security sources said on Sunday.
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Inauguration crowd size lies: The Hypocrisy Of Mainstream Media Is Infinite When They Can Publish Shite Like This


Trump and liberals exchange insults over wether the inauguration audience for Trump was bigger than Obama's or not. It's hard to know which side is lying, probably both of them.
Liberal hypocrisy

‘Integrate or Leave’: As Wilders Surges in Polls Dutch PM Ramps Up Migrant Rhetoric


Just one day after polls which gave Geert Wilders’s insurgent populist party a nine-point lead on the ruling conservatives, Prime Minister Rutte took out a full page advert and spoke in an interview with Dutch daily Algemeen Dagblad to tell migrants they should integrate or leave, and to issue a call for a return to “common decency”.

Soros Is Responsible for Europe's Immigration Crisis Says Hungary's Viktor Orban
With Britain's Conservative Government pressing ahead with a 'hard Brexit agenda, and the Trump administration setting abou demolishing the expressway to socialism Barack Obama had spent eight years contruction, there is a lot of speculation and precious little hard evidence to indicate where the globalist elite, having seen their ambition for a world government thwarted will go next.
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Post Trump and Brexit, Predicting The Globalists Next Move
Hungary's Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has made the American billionaire and philanthropist George Soros for the current refugee movements in Europe with responsibility. "This invasion (of migrants) on the one hand steered from the tractor business, on the other hand of those (human) activists who support everything that the nation-states weakens,
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The role of cosmic electric currents in earth’s climate
If you’ve been following the growth of the Electric Universe movement, you know that this growth is due largely to the power of a new paradigm to explain things left unexplained by conventional theory. The greatest surprises of the space age are not surprises to researchers exploring the role of the electric force across the cosmos. Nor is it surprising to see the electric force at work close to home, both in the sculpting of planetary surfaces and in the evolution of life on earth ...

The Reality Of Globalism - World Trade Has Increased By Less Than 1% Annually In The Last Decade
There can be little doubt that 2016 was the year the great pushback against globalisation and the push towards an authoritarian world government (NWO) really got off the ground. Fears that the world is on the edge of rejecting globalization and a global economy, with its false promise of prosperity for all and its reality of an ever widening gap between rich and poor have dominated ...

World Bank Aims to Hand Over Seed Industry to Agribusiness
Today Donald Trump will be inaugurated as 45h President of The United States, his victory in the November election having been a major setback to those dark forces that give the impression only one more big push was needed to drive the world into accepting a global authoritarian government. Trump's victory, combined with 'Brexit' the vote by British citizens to leave the EU, combined to make 2026 a bad year for the globalists.

The Left In Meltdown
As the UK Labour Party crumbles into complete disarray with it’s leader, the sixty – eight year old perpetual student protestor Jeremy Corbyn proving a more divisive figure than any of his predecessors, as he sacrifices more and more votes on the altar of fashionable causes, and the EU, natural successor to Hitler’s European unification project falls apart in the face of resurgent cultural nationalism, it is quite satisfying to see ...

Fake News and fake Fake News
The buzz phrase this past month has been ‘Fake News’ as over in the USA the Donald Trump camp have had to swat away repeated attempts to smear and the discredit the victor in the 2016 Presidential Election and supporters of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, unable to accept their team lost because people rejected perpetual war and ...

Obama Has been An Inspirational President?Well He Probably Inspired More Suicides Than Any Other Obama’s greatest achievement perhaps it to have put Donald Trump in The White House. Whether you think this is a good or bad thing depends on your political stance. This blog is neutral, our view being that Trump can’t be a worse president than any of the three that preceded him.

Over 4000 Civilians Have Died In Forgotten War.
As attention has focused on Syria ans then on the efforts of the Obama administration, in its dying months, to avenge the defeat of the anointed successor Hillary Clinton and discredit the election victor and President - elect Donald Trump, and simultaneously demonize Russia and President Putin

NEW CHAINS FOR OLD
The problem with losing your chains is knowing what to do when you are free to act without them. The answer most people choose should not really be all that surprising.

Former UK Ambassador Says Obama's 'Russian Hacking' Claims Are Bullshit
Former UK ambassador to Uzbekistan, Craig Murray, who has always publicly opposed the demonization of Russia by United States and European Union official propaganda and has in the past collaborated with WikiLeaks editor Julian Assange to expose western propaganda as being aimed at persuading voters war with Russia and China,is justified has dismissed the CIA's claims that Russia interfered in last month’s presidential election as "bullshit"

An Item In Todays News About US Gov't Internet Security Hack has Tipped Our Editor Over The Edge
The US election was on November 8, by November 12 it should have gone away, but the Democrats, proven crooks and liars who crookedly rigged their own selection process to cheat a man who could have beaten Trump out of the nomination and ensure their candidate was the traitor, war criminal, liar, AND head of the Clinton Crime Syndicate Hillary Clinton as their candidate.

Democrats Russia Hacked Us and Failed Recount Campaign is Political Suicide. The US Democratic Party’s inability to accept that they lost the Presidency to Donald Trump is turning into a slow polictical sucicide. The party that has always been quick to scream ‘conspiracy theorist’ to discredit critics of its dealings with oversreas governments and foreign billionaires like Soros has revealed in its efforts to overturn the result by claimING that Russian hacking influenced voters in favour of Trump.

Oxford University wants to turn English into a sterilized Orwellian language
Oxford University, one of the oldest universities in the world and, one might think, the 'home' of the English language is now, it seems, engaged in a New World Order campaign to destroy the English Language. It appears the finest young minds in society are so deeply offended by words that remind them men and women are biologically they, backed by their fuckwitted Marxist lecturers and professors, are demanding gender specific pronouns be abolished.

I Was Right - Gravilty Does Not Exist

Well OK, saying gravity does not exist is a bit of an oversimplification, but there is strong evidence Isaac Newton's theory of what makes things fall to the ground, which does not attempt to explain how gravity makes things fall, but only states gravity is a natural force, really misunderstood what was going on.

France Falling Apart As The World Looks On
France will elect a new president in May 2017. Politicians are already campaigning and debating about deficits, welfare recipients, GDP growth, and so on, but they look like puppets disconnected from the real country. Violence. It is spreading. Not just terrorist attacks; pure gang violence. The media does not dare to say that this violence is coming mainly from Muslim gangs

The Internet Purge Of Politically Incorrect (aka truthful) Content Begins
Facebook, Google (owners of YouTube) and Microsoft have long been known as CIA collaborators and it has been acknowledged that Obama's move in divesting the US government of responsibility for ICANN allows The White House to make outraged noises about suppression of free speech while using Search Engine Operators as proxies to shut down anything challinging US and NATO propaganda (on the grounds no doubt that challenging the politically correct orthodoxy constitutes hate speech.)

UK Education: Ofsted, Not The Government, Is Blighting Poor Pupils’ Chances
Experienced teacher say it is possible to teach effectively with that kind of a workload and although such working hours are common in business and commerce, people in those sectors do not have to deal with stupid, snotty nosed, hormonally hyperactive adolescents.

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