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The Return Of Turd Nine From Outer Space
Sci - Fi B movie classic Plan Nine From Outer Space, Edward D Wood's masterpiece of incompetence has inspired many parodies. But has it also insired an alient race to vistit earth in their turd shaped space craft.

The Return Of Turd Nine From Outer Space
by fatsally
2010-05-06
CREATIVE COMMONS: Attribute, non commercial, no derivs.
KEYWORDS: space, alien, ufo, sci fi, military, cosmic, spaceship, science, video satire, humour, humor

Latest UFO sighting? The Return Of Turd Nine From Outer Space?
by Ian R Thorpe
12 February 2009

UFO filmed hovering over Somerset? Its the return of the cosmic turds.

Sometime last year we reported in an item titled Turd Nine From Outer Space, an acknowledgement of the greatest sci - fi movie ever made (not!) on the attack of the cosmic turds, a spate of UFO sightings in the 1980, details of which had been released into the public domain. The sightings, including photographs are video footage fell into the category "no rational explantion" after MOD experts had tested the evidence to ensure these incidents were not hoaxes.

The most remarkable think about the Unidentified Flying Objects ( UFO ) was they were brown in colour and cylindrical in shape, not the more usual fanciful shapes on flashing, shimmering objects described by people who claim to have seen a UFO after eating wild mushrooms up on the moors.

Now we can bring you, courtesy of that repository of all that is respectable, conservative and opposed to the ingestion of mind altering substances The Daily Telegraph video footage of a cosmic turd UFO filmed hovering over Somerset last year. The footage has been examined and pronounce authenic. So here is a chance to make up your own minds.

People will believe what they want to believe of course and those fearful of sticking so much as a small toe outside their confort zone will accuse me of having been at the old "herbal mixture" again.

That is your right. Just don't start whining to me when you wake up one morning inside a cosmic turd with sensors strapped to your sensitive bits.

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