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Gordfellas - Is the Labour Goverment really like Goodfellas (strong language)
Stories coming from Downing Street accusing Labour Prime Miniter of bullying and being tempramentally unstable should worry us all. We know little of what goes on inside the seat of government and what we hear makes it sound like the movie Goodfellas.

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Goodbye To Tony (in the style of E.J. Thribb.
by ianrthorpe
2006-09-30

we'll say goodbye soon Blair,
when you're no longer there
will we care, Blair?
You lost your touch
long before
you lost your hair.
Good old E.J. Thribb, I first met him when he was Peter Cook. This may seem a curmudgeonly little comment (call me a curmudgeon if you like, possums) but after all that praise for such a typically "Phoney Tony" valedictory speech I think we need to remind ourselves this is the man who shafted the NHS, School system, Pensions, Transport, Benefits System and getting on for quarter of a million Iraqis.
We should save the praise until he finds enough decency to fall on his sword - (literally I hope.)

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If They Revised Their Lyrics
by ianrthorpe
2006-09-28

If some old rockers were to revise their lyrics to fit their current age and condition on the CDs they constantly reissue what might the titles of some classic tracks be? Here' a top 20 I found while creating some new links for myself.

1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
3. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
4. Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
5. Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
6. Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now.
7. Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
8. The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
9. Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
10. Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
11. Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
12. The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
13. Abba -- Denture Queen.
14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
15. Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
16. Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again.
17. Leslie Gore -- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To
18. Jim Croce -- Time in a Pill Bottle
19. Rolling Stones -- I Still Can't Get No Satisfaction
20. Elvis Presley -- I Can't Help Falling in the Tub For You
21. The Crystals -- Doo-Doo ... Run Run
22. James Brown -- Papa's Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag

Acknowledgements to underthenews


Truth Hurts
by ianrthorpe
2006-09-27

George Bush and Tony Blair are reported to be angry that military intelligence reports have said the war in Iraq has increased the risk of terrorist attack in the west.

These deluded fools still think the majority of Iraqis would be out in the streets draping our soldiers in garlands of flowers but for that nasty Osama Bin Laden telling lies about the success of our campaign to liberate the Iraqi people from the tyranny of their 5000 year old civilisation.

Well here's another truth for our leading war criminals.

THE IRAQIS WILL NEVER WELCOME OUR SOLDIERS BECAUSE THEY FUCKING HATE US. THEY HATE US BECAUSE YOU STUPID BASTARDS BOMBED THEIR HOMES AND MURDERED THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILIES.

What is difficult to understand about that.

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It was 10:30 am and Tony was at war

. by ianrthorpe
2006-09-26

Mr Blair's message welcoming delegates to the Labour conference in Manchester this morning reminded them this is the first time the conference has not been held in a coastal town since the war.

He did not actually specify which war but I suppose we can eliminate those still going on.

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Holidays in the Nokhchiin Republic

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-25

Chechnya is trying to shed its image as a war zone by giving itself a more cheerful sounding name. Alu Alkhanov, the Russian republic's pro-Moscow president, believes the name "Chechnya" has negative connotations and wants it to be renamed "the Nokhchiin Republic".

Changing names fools nobody of course. Opal Fruits changed to Starburst but everybody knoes they are Opal Fruits. Jif kitchen cleaner changed to Cif, nobody was fooled and when we said "why are you selling good old Jif as new trendy Cif with a really annoying bloke on the adverts they tried to justify their failed con by saying "its so you will not put it in your drink thinking its lemon juice."

But this is the age of Kim and Aggie the celebrity cleaning ladies. Everyone knows lemon juice is really kitchen cleaner.

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Lib Dem MP Performs Blow Job On Live TV

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-24

If, while channel hopping sometime this weekend, you got lucky as you were passing Channel 5 (let's face it, nobody ever sits down to watch a channel 5 show from the start)you may have seen Liberal Democrat M.P. Lembit Opik performing a blow job live.

Plunging new depths in its everlasting search for the lowest common denominator, 5 has now cpome up with a "reality" format that features "celebrities" displaying previously unsuspected talents. This week it was the tuirn of the aforementioned Lembit to show off his inability as a blues singer / harmonica player.

His version of Hoochie Coochie man, previously performed by such greats as Sonny Boy Williamson, Howlin' Wolf, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Manfred Mann (featuring Paul Jones) Long John Baldry and The Animals was excruciating.

I guess that's why they call it the Blues.

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Goodbye Blaack Jaack Baastard

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-23

During the dead hours while the pirate crew were sleeping off another night on the rum in Miss Purgatory's tavern in Scumport Harbour, the ruthless pirate captain Blaack Jaack Baastard learned that he had underestimated Jenny Greenteeth.

Blaack Jaack though she was just an ugly old woman when he made her walk the plank. Not realising she is an immortal water spirit he thought she was in Davy Jones's Locker.

Jenny promised Davy a blow job as thanks for him taking her in, but Davy is no fool. He took one look at those green teeth and threw her out again. And so, taking the form of a sea hag Jenny was able to board the ship and scare eight colours of crap out of the pirates. This is a testament to her supernatural powers because there are only seven colours of crap known to medical science.

And so with the crew released from the bilges Boggart Blog sets sail once more, with Blaack Jaack Baastard and his pirates stranded in Scumport.

But Pirate fans, we have not seen the last of Blaack Jaack. He and his men will return to the Cyberspace Main is a series of audio sketches very soon


How Do You Solve A Problem Like Lloyd Webber

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-17

So the public have chosen their Maria, with help from Little Lord Andy Lloyd Webber who chose the songs the finalists would sing and made sure his favourite got songs that suited her. My wife made me watch the final last night so I had to miss the parade of nutters and misfits on X Factor.

Good luck to the winner, the brilliant Connie Fisher and to the other finalists who will surely do well in the future.

Soon we will have The Sound Of Music back on the west end stage...

Dewdrops on noses
and blisters on kittens...

I have to admit, before Lloyd Webber got over his Bible fixation I didn't do Musicals at all. I had watched Oliver but only for Ron Moody's performance as Fagin and enjoyed Cabaret, not only for the scene where the people in the beer garden are singing a Nazi song and a dig gets up and walks out but for Joel Gray as EmmCee and just about everything in the KitKat club. But Broadway / Hollywood musicals - yeuch. Lumberjacks prancing about, Cowboys tap dancing? Get outta here. Jesus and his Amazing Technicolour Dancing Disciples, NO WAY! Then old frog face came up with Evita, Cats, Aspects of Love and Phantom ( the less said about starlight express the better. These shoes told the stories through good songs and the stories held my attention. Who cares if he did rip off J.S. Bach?

Andy Lloyd Webber had me reviewing my situatioon on musicals. Maybe there was more to it than Fagin and German decadence.

And now he does this to me, the most schmaltzy musical ever and I find myself retreating to my original position

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Camping It Up

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-16

In one of those moments that make you think, "well I'll be buggered" I learned this week that Camp Coffee has had a PR makeover so radical it has got the DODMRs (pronounced dodmers: Dear Old Daily Mail Readers ) blustering about Political Correctness gone mad.

It wasn't the PR makeover or the DODMR reaction but the fact that Camp Coffee and Chicory Essence to give it the full brand name is still on the market. People of a certain age will remember Camp of course. Pre Julian Clary everybody knew it was a bottle of something that looked like it should have been in a French Polisher's kit - the kind of French Polisher that restores antique furniture that is. Your the younger audience it is that stuff with a picture of a kilted Scottish Army Officer sitting on a box drinking a cup of coffee while a Sikh servant stands by holding a tray.

The new, diversity aware label now has the Sikh sitting drinking a cup of Camp too on the grounds that the old Indian servant image was insulting. I'm not sure, if I was a Sikh I would be insulted to think they are suggesting I would drink anything as shite as Camp. But in for those who grew up in the 1950s, throughout our childhood years everybody's Granny had a bottle of Camp in the pantry. It was the same bottle throughout our childhood,; nobody ever drank the stuff.

Well nobody except me. When I was a little whippersnapper I loved Camp. You see I was a privileged deprived child. My Dad was a frightful snob about food and having served in North Africa and the Mediterranean in WW2 he had developed a taste for coffee the way the Italians, Greeks and Egyptians like it, so strong it would liven up a mummy. Obviously a child does not have either the sophistication nor the cast iron stomach for such a drink but Dad would no more have a tin of Necafe in the house than tolerate Spam or sliced bread. It was percolator or nothing in our house.

Visits to Grandma's were like a beacon, she would serve me a cup of Camp made with warm milk and lots of sugar. Heaven. Camp was amazing stuff, it always had a ring of congealed brown goo around the top of the bottle. Five minutes after you opened it, before you had poured any out, it had brown goo around the top of the bottle. Like my Mum's gravy browning. You've guessed what's coming up haven't you?

During a prolonged period of Camp starvation I, being a very resourceful eight year old, decided I could make my own with gravy colouring and chocolate powder (I said I was resourceful not sensible.)

The result was my first experience of beverage induced projectile vomiting. But in a way I triumphed because Mum overruled Dad and bought me my own little tin of Nescafe

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Does the wife get your goat?

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-15

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

If this practice is introduced in Britain it could play havoc with the social structure in rural parts.

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Sewer Thing

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-14

The Belgian city of Charleroi has been hit by a spate of drain-cover thefts because of rising metal prices. About 70 sewer lids made from cast iron have vanished since Thursday of last week, an official at the town hall said. A 40kg sewer lid can be sold on the black market for roughly e6 (4), the official said. "We have put pressure on resellers of metal and warned them they will be prosecuted if they are found with lid covers," he said.

As they say in my part of the world "where there's muck there's money."

Now That's What I Call Tight Arsed

. by ianrthorpe
2006-09-13

An Australian collector has recovered two paintings worth 600,000 which fell off his car roof rack after he forgot to tie them down. Gordon Syron bought the two contemporary works from a Sydney gallery and began driving home before he realised his mistake. One was picked up form the street and handed to police; the second was returned after the finder saw a news bulletin about the incident.

So you've got 600,000 to spend on paintings that will not fit in the boot, wouldn't you find a few quid to hire a Transit van for a day?

Celebrities Rally Behind Blair

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-12

A New Labour loyalist website, keepingthefaith.com is currently proclaiming the embattled Prime Minister is "the greatest Labour leader of our time" and crediting him with "changing Britain for the better."

Visitors to the site are invited to sign up to a petition to the Labour executive demanding that the PM be allowed to shuffle off this poliyical coil "with dignity and at a time of his own choosing." (Dignity and Tony Blair are not words we often stumble across in the same sentence.

Among the thousands of loyalists flocking to add their names to the database are:

Idi Amin, Attila the Hun, Sooty, Jack Straw, Clare Short, Osama Bin Laden, Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Maggie Thatcher, Ming the Merciless, Fred West, Jesus Christ, Milliband Rocks, Anyone Done Jesus Yet?, Hello Mum, Lorna will you marry me? and Yes darling, I will.

Strangely George W Bush does not seem to have proffered his support yet.

Blind Driver? You Couldn't Make It Up

by ianrthorpe @ 2006-09-11 17:05:02 News today of a blind Iraqi who lost his eyes in a bomb blast has been convicted of dangerous driving after making a half-mile journey through Oldbury in the West Midlands. Omed Aziz had followed instructions on steering and braking which were given by a friend in the passenger seat, Warley magistrate's

court was told. The 31-year-old from Wednesbury, West Midlands will be sentenced next Monday.

Sounds like yet another case of the authorities discriminating against the disabled.

When insults had class:

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-10

Not an original Boggart creation due to Little Nicky Machiavelli getting himself embroiled in a kerfuffle across the pond because of a provocative article about 9/11 (see it here). But I'm sure the insults listed below will make you all laugh. And there are a few absolute stonkers to file away for future use.

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" -- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -- Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." -- Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." -- Winston Churchill, in response

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." -- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." -- Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." -- Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." -- Thomas Brackett Reed

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them." -- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -- Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." -- Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." -- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." -- Billy Wilder

Football's Coming Out

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-09

Seeing former Premiership footballer Graham Le Saux on TV today reminded me how in the 1990s this player was pilloried, ridiculed and branded a homosexual by football fans simply because he had revealed that he liked to read books, enjoyed attending the theatre and his daily newspaper was The Guardian.

Despite the fact that Le Saux was married with children chants proclaiming him a "bender," "fudge packer," and worse abounded for several years.

Since Graham's retirement from the game many of the more "whaa - hey lads" type of footballers have come out of the closet. This says nothing about the game and little of those who play it at the highest level except they are a representative cross section of men.

It does say a lot about football fans though. I wonder if the knowledge that while Le Saux was at home reading books to broaden his mind, many of the muscular players so admired by fans were buggering each other senseless?

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The Contraltos (a story of the New Labour Mafia)

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-07
"Da boss gotta go," declared big Gordini looking around the table, " I know'd him a long time mebbe, but he's lost his touch. He's making the family look like a bunch of schmucks."

"You mean you're goin' to ..." Al Carissimo let his words hang and meaningfully drew a finger across his throat.

"Its nothing personal, its just business," said Gordini. "Tony let what was left of da old industrial heartland go because his mind was on taking the 'burbs off the Conservatori family. Now the Conservatori's got a new head of da family, Cameroni, and they're making us look like monkeys. People don't trust us no more."

"And Ming the Merciless is taking the inner cities," added Al Carissimo.

"So Tony's gotta go. Do we all agree?"

Each man nodded in turn except for Big Prezza who carried on shovelling pasta into his mouth, cheeks wobbling and blubbery lips smacking in rhythm with his mastication.

"Prezza, shaddupayaface, dis is serious business."

"Ah'm lissenin' Gordini. This pasta's fookin' grand. You gonna off Tony then?"

"Hey mebbe dis ain't da right time to off Tony. Things is tough," said Al Carissimo.

"Things can only get tougher. Nobody trusts Tony no more, as long as he is head of the Contralto family, Cameroni is gonna have things his own way. We gotta hit him now." Gordini looked at the man on his right, Eduardo "the enforcer" Testicoli.

"Look I know Tony helped some of youse on da way up," said Ed, "but he's gotta go before things get outta hand. If we don't hit him soon what's to say Alphonse Gianfili or Davardi Millebenda ain't gonna make a move against him theirselves? If dat happens we gotta war on our hands."

"War, fook that," Big Prezza looked up from his pasta, "we can't afford another fookin' war."

Ed slapped the table angrily, "Lissen ya dumb fuck, Tony has taken out a lot of our best people; Giacomo Palea, Clara Cohorsi, sure we taken out some of his, Pietro Mandi is doin' time in Strasbourg and Charlie Scrivatore is propping up a bridge on a new toll road but we still gotta neutralise Milfevere and Byerzi. Until we take them out Tony is still dangerous."

"Fook all this conspiracy stuff, we've got to stick together. A bit of solieffindarity is all we need. An' fook youse guys, ah'm off " Big Prezza mopped up the last of his tomato sauce with a piece of bread and said while still chewing it, "'ooever comes out on top, I'll support 'im, but I'm 'avin nowt to do wi' offin' Tony."

"Sure Big Prezza, dats unnerstannable," said Gordini, "We know we can trust you, you get a good night's sleep now."

When Prezza had left Gordini said to Ed. Testicoli, "I don't trust da fat bastard. Take care of it dat he gets a good night's sleep."

Tony Contralto, head of what had for many years been the most powerful Mafia family in the city of Parlimentari, poured himself a drink. Things had gone badly for him since some stoolie had fingered his consigliore Pietro Mandi for fraud and tax evasion. There had been discontent in the family too when Tony linked the family's operations to those of the Casa Blanca clan across the water. And many thought the new non-Italian consigliore Al Campbell had his own agenda. For all that Tony was sure he could turn things around. Once the millions started to roll in from the Iraqi oil scam and the plan to neutralise the Taleban and regain control of the drug traffic paid dividends people would see he was still in control. With the help of his loyal capos Stefano Byerzi and Davardi Milfevere and information from Prezza, his spy in Gordini's camp, he could outmanoeuvre his rival and when the time came eliminate him. People would never trust Gordini and the crime business depended on trust. Just as Tony decided he had little to worry about, the telephone rang.

"Tony, Tony, you gotta get out of there, I think Gordini is making his move," the familiar voice of Davardi Millibenda screamed, "I was having a drink with Stefano Byerzi when Tomaso Watsoni and three of Testicoli's foot soldiers arrived outside my house and they ain't paying no social ..." the unmistakable sound of gunfire cut off the voice.

As soon as Tony put down the receiver it rang again. A stranger's voice said "Giovanni Baldi got sompin he wants you to hear..." This was followed by the dry, desperate gurgling of a man being garotted.

Another call followed almost immediately to say that Alphonse Gianfili had been defenestrated.

"His wife is goin' to be angry as hell, she's a horny lady," Tony said before the speaker reminded him what defenestration meant.

It was a catastrophe, Gordini was not just taking out all Tony's loyal lieutenants but all the likely rivals to Gordini's succession. There was one hope left. Tony picked up the telephone and dialled Big Prezza's number. There was no reply.

Deluding himself as ever Tony danced around the room gleefully. Big Prezza was on the way to save him. When the door chimes sounded a few minutes later he gave a joyful whoop, "PREZZA!"

It was not the loyal Prezza standing outside but a delivery boy. "Package for Mr Contralto," the boy said, holding out a badly wrapped parcel.

"What da fuck..." exclaimed Tony as he ripped open the wrapping to reveal a damp sweatshirt monogrammed with the letters JP. The sweatshirt was wrapped around something firmer. Tony lifted back the cloth and uncovered a big dead fish. The message was clear, Big Prezza would sleep with the fishes.

Tipping the boy, Tony went inside to the bureau and taking out a gun put the barrel to his head.

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A Jihadist Joke

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-06

You may have thought that jihadists are a pretty humourless lot but Boggart Blog can bring you the comforting news that the bearded boys do have a sense of fun. To prove it here is a jihadist joke: An Arab maths teacher was detained at London Heathrow airport today when he was found to be in possession of a slide rule, a set of logarithmic tables, a protractor and set square and a calculator. A spokesman for airport security said the man is suspected on being involved in terrorist group Al Gebra. RELATED POSTS:
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In Praise of Pissed Politicians.

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-05

Last weekend brought the news that Charles (Chucky-bum) Kennedy is ready to stand again. If it has taken nearly a year for him to get off his arse just how pissed was he I wonder?

But should we care? Are pissed politicians really as dangerous as the tablod tendency would have us believe. And are the activities of Members members so great a risk to state security that the merest whiff of sexual scandal can destroy a career? On the scale of moral turpitude does being an inveterate imbiber or a serial shagger count as less or more risky than being a pathological liar, a habitual hypocrite or a compulsive crook? Who would you rather have in charge, the prodigious piss - artist Winston Churchill or teetotal genocidal maniac George W Bush? Remember in the last century it was the morrally upright, politically uptight pair Asquith and Chamberlain who led us into the world wars while the permanently paralytic Churchill and "shagger" Lloyd George who led us to victory.

Politicians are known for being dishonest and duplicitous but in vino veritas and in orgasmis incoherence so our leaders are less dangerous when rat - arsed or on the job.

Lets have more immoral politicians Boggart Blog says.

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Great Days For British Television

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-04

It seems British chav culture is set to conquer the world thanks to the sheer genius of our TV executives. Not only have the sold Footballers Wives to America but there is talk of exporting Bad Girls too. Bad Girls has been past its sell by since - well, the second episode of series one I guess. Only the increasigly ludicrous plot lines and the gorgeous Danielle Brent made it worth watching (series one at least had a hint of reality, none of the women prisoners had lip gloss) but now Ms Brent has finally been dropped down a manhole in the kitchen having spent three weeks as a beatuifully decomposing and totally non - smelly corpse, there is nothing left. Even Stephanie Beecham (also never seen sans lippy) and Amanda Barrie's comedy double act has worn thin.

Flogging the moribund Bad Girls format to the unsuspecting USA will be almost as big a coup as last years triumph when they successfully exported Vernon Effing Kaye who is now a major start as a gameshow presenter stateside.

"Ee bag gum, ayup y'all. Ah', fras Bowton tha knozz."

You couldn't make it up, as his much funnier cousin Peter is fond of saying about things he has obviously just made up.

I suppose its too much to hope that celebrity Big Brother and other vehicles for past their sell by showbiz types will go too.

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Are You Being Consulted?

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-03

It was no surprise to learn the government spends 2billion a year on "consultants." An outraged Westminster correspondent in The Guardian revealed this shocking news this week, adding that the Revenue & Customs dept. is happy to pay 750 a day to IT consultants to design computer systems alongside civil servants who are paid 120 a day.

I have had experience of working as a consultant on government Information Technology schemes. Forget how much the civil servants are getting paid, I can tell you that their function is not to design and implement computer systems that make government business run more smoothly but to prevent that happening. So you end up with a situation where the consultants are trying to tell the civil servants nothing.

Civil S.: Mr Consultant, can you tell me how many PCs the department will need?

Consultant: Yes, that will be 750 please.

Why is it the Civil Service do not get on with computers or any kind of technology?

Well grades in the civil service are still decided on how many people an officer supervises. So it is in nobody's interests for some clever little shit like me to come along and magic away 75% of the staff simply by installing a computer system that works. What the civil service wants is computer systems that fail but generate billions of pieces of paper in the process.

The out come of it all is they can hire thousands of buggingses to sit all day hitting said pieces of paper with rubber stamps. Then all the senior grade civil servants get promotion, the consultancies have to supply more consultants to not design more systems to not cope with the increased workload, the government can demonstrate growth in the economy, a big fall in the jobless, companies selling office furniture, office supplies, cheap suits (ooh, suits you) and mugs that say "you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps," all do well and there is a knock on effect though the whole economy. And everybody is happy, except for the poor sods who have to pay for it all, and that's - erm.................US!

It all works on the same principle as Pyramid selling you see. Does anyone else get the feeling the pyramid is about to collapse.

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Anthony's Friends Are No Mugs

by ianrthorpe
2006-09-02

What are we to make of a man who uses a photo - opportunity to be pictured holding a twee little mug printed with a cutesy - pie rhyme saying what an all round good guy the owner of said mug is.

Its not so long ago when Mr. Anthony Blair with pissopts full of titles, honours and Private Finance Initiative contracts, no to mention ministerial positions and seats on the boards of Quangos had real, living breathing people queueing up to extol his virtues and bung a wedge in his back pocket.

How quickly a war too many can change things. Now former loyal loo-tenants from the shithouse tendency of the Labour party are anxious to distance themselves from Tony No - Mates as Jack Straw, Charles Clarke and others betrayed in the constant quest to suck up to the White House sharpen their knives for the "Infamy, infamy, (they've all got it in fa' me) moment.

Howe long can the PM and his mug job hold on. Well we boggart bloggers make it a rule only ever to bet on four legged creatures, but if you are reckless enough to wager on the two faced variety we hear a whisper that October 8th is a fair bet

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Dead Drunk

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-31

At last year's halloween party in my local a zombie walked up to the bar and said, "I'd like a stiff drink please."

A Tax On Living

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-30

It seems Bastardman (hey, call me Tony) has decided to turn his attention from the middle east to climate change. As with the expensive, illegal and ultimately pointless war, us poor taxpayers will pay for this latest wild adventure in making policy announcements before you have thought things through. We will be taxed every time we use our cars, when we fly off on holiday and when we use public transport. So let's all get the Doctor to sign us off as chronically depressed and we can live on benefits and claim a social services home assistant to do the shopping for us. That should do wonders for Bastardman's precious economy while he does to the environment what he has done to the middle east. I wonder if Cherie wishes he would stay home and do it to her

Chavvy Chase

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-25

A motor rickshaw with livery in Burberry check has been forced off the road after the clothing giant threatened legal action for infringement of copyright.

The "Chavrolet" was one of 12 distinctive tuk-tuks introduced by a private company in Brighton and Hove as an alternative form of transport. Burberry's website says: "Anyone who uses our Burberry check without permission will hear from our lawyers."

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Shooting yourself in the foot - Swedish style.

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-23

Sweden lost its second minister in three days when the woman in charge of public broadcasting quit, admitting she failed to pay the mandatory TV licence fee for 16 years.

Confused Brats

by ianrthorpe @ 2006-10-19 17:01:14 The new series of Brat Camp to reach our television screens has changed the format a little. Now instead of out of control middle - class adolescents being shipped off to America to be yelled at and bullied by morons with square heads, the whole family goes to camp to undergo a bonding program.

This has seriously confused the teenagers who are being reformed. It takes them well over half the program to realise they are not going to be rescued by a family of chavs who will whisk them off to Benidorm for a week of junk food, loud music and binge drinking.

Evil rumourmongers

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-17

You must have heard the story that Michael Jackson is turning into a woman.

Can't these evil rumourmongers with their slurs and unsubstantiated allegations leave poor Michael alone. It just makes me angry ;-)

They will be insinuating he's black next.

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The Parachuting Elivis Impersonator

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-16

As we survey life's rich tapestry we come across many things that catch our interest and this week our thoughts must be with the parachuting Elvis impersonator who is recovering in hospital after his 'chute opened late during a charity jump.

The outcome could have been a lot worse.

It seems the man was saved from a serious head injury only because he landed on his rubber Elvis wig.

Asked how he was progressing a hispital spokesman said (allegedly) "well, apart from the fact that he is still a parachuting Elivis impersonator, he's making good progress.

The Genghis Kak Problem.

by ianrthorpe
@ 2006-10-12

The headline that prompted yesterday's post was bizarre. The one that prompts today's little effor in just mystifying.

A story in the Chicago Sunday Times was headed "keep Genghis Kahn off toilet paper"...

Now what the chuff is that about ...

Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-11

It must be the greatest newspaper headline of all time and so long as there are such stories the traditional media has nothing to fear from us miserable rabble of bloggers.

But can this story from The Australian possibly be true?

Well yes, it is actual actuality actually.

Mrs Natasha Tomarovic told The Australian's reporter, "I was brushing my teeth and had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse when the bolt must have struck the building. I don't remember much else.

After treating Mrs. Tomarovic for burns to the mouth and anus a doctor said, "its a bizarre occurrence but not impossible: she was wearing rubber bath shoes at the time so instead of earthing through her feet the electricity shot out of her backside."

Its not quite the same as the sun shining out of someone's arse but is probably as near as anyone will get in this realm of reality

Male Birth Control Methods

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-10

Interesting article on a new chemical male birth control method over at Pandangon, a site written by a team of female bloggers.

British women have had a method of male birth control for years of course - big knickers.

I suppose vasectomy is OK for guys like me who want to stop at two, but there are still men out there who love to run around fathering children they've no intention of ever being Dads to.

Problem is, the ones who should not be allowed to breed will never accept birth control.

The Greenness of Livingstone's Lav.

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-10

The news that it is over a year and a half since London's Mayor "Red" Ken Livingstone last flushed his toilet after having a wee made the Boggart Blog team suspect we smelled a conspiracy.

Where p[oliticians are concerned nothing can ever be taken at face value so what could lie behind the Mayor's attempts to turn himself from Red to Green (or to be more accurate, yellow?)

Could it be he reckons on attracting the senior citizen vote by making his home smell of piss?

The Clue Is In The Name

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-07

According to the current issue of Biological Chemistry, research by Dr. Barbara Ehrlich of Yale University shows that too much testosterone kills brain cells.

Another academic giving us food for thought at the moment is Dr. Michael Jacobsen of the Pritikin Institute for Longevity, Miami (F.L.A. as the song goes) who is reported by the South Florida Sun Sentinel as having analysed a Hardee's Thickburger and found this menu item contains 1,420 calories and 107 grammes of artery blocking saturated fat, twice the safe daily intake for an adult. High levels of saturated fat are associated with artereo - sclerosis which of course impedes the distribution of oxygen to the brain leading to a loss of cognitive skills and deterioration of attention span, memory and I.Q.

We can only speculate about the kind of person who would choose such a meal but there's a clue in its name. THICKburger. Some testosterone charged, pickup truck drivin' loser who having lost half his brain cells is in a hurry to kill off the other half so he can vote Republican in the upcoming U.S. elections maybe.

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Wunderkind and Baldieman

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-05

It isn't that long ago when the Tories unveiled their new blockbuster, Wunderkind starring William Hague.

Five minutes and a million Tory leaders later and we are being asked to put our trust in the new Tory blockbuster Wunderkind II starring Dave the rave Cameron.

Does Wonderkind II have anything new to recommend it or is it just a rehash of all the tired old cliches? Well let me tell you, I have been watching Cameron Minor this week and the thing that strikes me is that it must be taking him longer to wash his face each day.

So by election time we will have forgotten Wunderkind and will be watching Baldieman III.

Wankers of the Week

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-03

The Boggart Blog award for Wankers of the Week goes to the Dallas Police Department.

When the Department revealed their new high-tech anti-crime car, equipped with cameras, satellite communications equipment, computers, tracking capabilities and a remote engine-kill device it was hailed as a key weapon in the war on crime, war on drugs, war on everything.

Within a week it had been stolen

Miss Shaggalot

by ianrthorpe
2006-10-02

Over the weekend one of the redtops carried a banner headline "I've had 250 Men" for a story about a contestant in a reality show (which I haven't seen)who claims to have run up this score by the tender age of 21.

Naturally there is a lot of "what's the world coming to" bluster but why. If a man said that we would all go "wha - ha - hey, what a bloke eh?"

Also we have to remember the trend among young people to include in the score anyone with whom they have had a sexual experience. This starts at kissing with tongues.

There has been outrage too at a blog called "Girl With A One Track Mind" written by "Abby Lee" who blogs her almost daily sexual adeventures with new lovers. Surprise, surprise, the alleged Miss Lee has a book out chronicling her alleged sexual experiences. My own view is if people want to have a lot of sex and then talk or write about it, fair play to them. But let's not be taken in, after all we all say we've done it more than we actually have (and that includes women these days it seems.)

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Telford Grooming Scandal: Former Social Services Boss, Local Lawmakers Exposed as Paedophiles


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This omnibus page is about documenting the global elite's "War On Cash" (yes that is a bit over dramatic and click - baity, but we have to compete for attention,) which is not about making life better for the masses as we are told it is, but about enabling government agencies to increase their ability to extend surveillance of all our activities. One of the topic we have previously looked at several times is the rapid rise of Sweden's cashless society, where a natuarally conformist mindset among the people has made them all too ready to accept that cashless was the progressive, liberal way forward and cooperate with the authoritarian left wing government's demands for ever greater control over people's money and private lives. 5 April
Google Employees Rebel Against Company's Links With Pentagon, CIA
In an amazing show of dissent at the company's increasingly close links with the US government and security agencies thousands of Google employees have signed an open letter asking the troubled search giant to drop its involvement with a development project for the US military.Project Maven involves using artificial intelligence< to improve the precision of military drone strikes.

We don’t yet know who poisoned Skripal, UK has not proved it’s Moscow – German official

The UK has not yet managed to prove that Russia is the guilty party in the Skripal poisoning case, and despite gung ho (but completely unsubstantiated,) accusations from Prime Minister Teresa May and Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson. Gernot Erler, the German government’s policy coordinator for Russia, said that London needed to produce evidence of Moscow’s involvement rather than simply making accusations, 26 March

Facebook Plunges After FTC Probe, German Sanctions Headlines
The Federal Trade Commission has confirmed that it has opened a nonpublic probe into Facebook’s privacy practices, saying it’s committed to protecting consumers’ privacy and data and will hold accountable companies that abuse the FTC guidelines.

25 March

David Davis struggles through interview with a sick bucket by his side
Brexit Secretary David Davis, appearing on the Andrew Marr Show this morning requested a sick bucket be placed next to him in case he threw live on air. The Brexit Secretary, who was suffering from a stomach bug, then struggled through the interview which focused on progress made towards a transition deal for the UK’s leaving the EU.

The Datapocalypse: Why Facebook's crisis is a turning point for privacy
The strangest thing about the tidal wave of public revulsion about violations of privacy that have hit Facebook this week in the wake of revelations throughout this month of improper commercial exploitation of users data is the story of how an academic built an app to harvest the private data of people who took his 'personality test', and then sold his database to a public relations consultancty should have surprised nobody. 23 March

Police Forces Taking Days to Respond to 999 Calls … While Hate Crime Declared a Priority
Following the declaration earlier this year by the Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, that in future London’s Metropolitan Police Force would not investigate minor crime but would in future be proritizing the prosecution of those deemed to have committed ‘hate crimes’, other police forces in Britain are following suit and declaring that tackling so-called hate crime a “priority”.

21 March

Liberal’ witch-finders hunt for heretics in modern Britain
The activities of those we call the 'illiberal liberals' are well documented in Daily Stirrer and Greenteeth pages because it is quite shocking to observe how authoritarian liberalism and left wing ideologies have become, whereas we expect an authoritarian approach from the right ("Ve haff vays of making you konform"), but in fact the war on free speech is coming from both sides of the political spectrum.

20 March

Lay Off Cambridge Analytica, Facebook Are The Evil Doers


Information Technology firm Cambridge Analytica are being attacked by the hysterical mainstream media mob for their alleged role in the alleged collusion between The Kremlin and Donald Trump to steal the US Presidency in 2016, and similar abuse of private date to influence the result of the Brexit vote. It should be Facebook under attack, Cambridge Analytica only took advantage of a deal Facebook offers on the open market ...

19 March

Pentagon Struggles to Defend America’s Secret War in Niger
The government and military authorities of the USA must be suckers for punishment, already struggling to manage international opposition to their ongoing efforts to effect regime change in Syria and with the bitter taste of failures in Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya still strong in their mouths, they are still escalating US involvement in foreign wars.

18 March New From DARPA - If You've Never Heard Of DARPA You Need To Read This

DARPA - the United States Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency are the people who brough you the internet and biological warfare and some chemical weapons they'd rather not talk about (or maybe Washington does not want to talk about how these weapons ended up in the hands of terrorists and tyrants. DARPA are behind a lot of the technology governments are using to keep us all under digital surveillance.

India And Pakistan: Inching Toward Their Final War?
India and Pakistan are the nuclear powers mainstream media tends to forget as they focus on USA, Russia, China and North Korea, but both have between 120 and 140 nuclear warheads, probably not equipped with the latest guidance and stealth technology, but good enough to do a lot od damage according to the Arms Control Association ...

Pro-war trolls resort to smears as their ‘rebels' lose miserably in Syria
Bureaucrats, Politicians and media talking heads who have consistently supported military intervention in Syria, and championed Obama's stated aim, that the priority was not to defeat ISIS terrorists but to remove the Assad rgime have gone apeshit following the collapse of the rebels final strongholds. The war loving 'liberals' are throwing everything they have at the level headed people who counselled against intervention ...

17 March

Reports Of USA Preparing Military Attack On Syria To Depose Assad.
Last April the US fired 59 Tomahawk missiles on Syria, in ostensibly in retaliation for an alleged chemical attack by the Assad regime on its own people. It was later confirmed by United Nations officials in Syria that there was no evidence to suggest the Assad regime was responsible, in fact such evidence as existed pointed to terrorist groups funded, armed and trained by the USA were responsible.

16 March

'Islam Doesn't Belong to Germany' - New Interior Minister
While mainstream media was hailing the political mastery of Hausfrau - Volksfuhrer Merkel in negotiationg a new coalition deal to keep her in power for another four years, The Daily Stirrer (and other alt_news sites to be fair) warned that the new government of Europe's most powerful economy was fragile and full of holes. Only days after Merkel was sworn in for a fourth term, the holes in her coalition started to appear ...

14 March

Outrage as Swedish TV Portrays Suspected Gang Rapists as 'Victims'

News coverage by mainstream media in Sweden of a gang rape case, in which a European woman was subjected to continual sexual assaults for 10 hours, has triggered a scandal as Swedish nationals finally show they are no longer willing to accept the ruling elite's constant pandering to violent, lawless immigrant groups, after the alleged perpetrators were portrayed as "victims" by national broadcaster SVT.

#MeToo movement silence in response to Telford sex abuse scandal shows they are hypocrites and virtue signallers


When a report in UK weekend newspaper The Sunday Mirror, on 11 March, revealed the shocking abuse experienced by hundreds of of young and often vulnerable women and girls in Telford, Shropshire, it was not unreasonable to expect the #MeToo feminists to express outrage at this case of the most serious sexual crimes committed on such a lage scale while the authorities looked the other way.

13 March

May 'under incredible pressure’ from colleagues to blame Russia in ex-spy poisoning
In a scathing tirade, British Prime Minister Theresa May came as close as possible to blaming Russia for the murder of former double agent Sergei Skripal and the poisoning of the spy's daughter Yulia as possible without actually declaring war. The astounding attack is believed to have been a result of intense pressure put on her by members of her government and the political opposition eager to find a scapegoat and mainstream media hungry for sensation.

Scientific American Article Counsels People to ‘Chill Out’ over Global Warming
The usual hysteria which seems to inform any writings from the scientific community on climate change seems to have cooled significantly in recent months. Doomsday scenarios predicting the catastrophic effects of global warming are being dismissed as the work of research grant phishing frauds who cite output from mathematical models which use ‘adjusted data’ to perform their calculations.

Russia Threatens UK: "One Does Not Give 24Hrs Notice To A Nuclear Power"
Following on from the above story of Teresa May's pointing fingers at the Russian government for the poisoning of former double agent Sergei Skripal in Salisbury, UK, and a similar accusation accomanied by veiled threats from Germany, and Germany's pressure this morning, Russia has cranked up their response to '11' on the Spinal Tap amplifier of global armageddon.

12 March

Germany's AfD Criticizes EU’s 'Export Hurdles', Supports Trump's Metal Tariffs

While US President Donald Trump’s recent announcement that his administration will impose trade protection measures – specifically tariffs on steel and aluminum imports – provoked howls of protest from globalists and nations or siongle markets which impose much higher traiffs on US goods, particularly China and the European Union, Germany’s Alternative for Deutschland (AfD) party has taken a more understanding and supportive stance.

Student sues University for 'Mickey Mouse' degree that hasn't boosted her career

A disgruntled graduate is suing her university after claiming that two years of study at £9000 per year plus attendant living expenses has left her with nothing more than a “Mickey Mouse” degree that has proved useless in advancing her career. Despite graduating with a first. Pok Wong is suing Anglia Ruskin University for more than £60,000.

11 March, 2018

Police Failed to Act as 1,000 Girls Beaten, Pimped, Raped, and Even KILLED Over 40 Years in Britain’s Worst Grooming Scandal
With the scandals in Rotherham and Rochdale involving gangs of perdominantly Muslim men grooming and sexually exploiting underage and vulnerable young women rumble on, another shocking case has emerged hot on the heels of the latest grooming story, from Newcastle, to break. After a long investigation the Sunday Mirror has revealed what they call Britain’s worst ever grooming scandal, which saw authorities paralysed for 40 years by fears of “racism” accusations as grooming gangs victimised up to a thousand girls in Telford.

Jailed by UK Gov't For Speaking Their Minds
We Stirrers are really starting to worry that Britain and the USA are going in the same direction as the EU nations that signed up to German dominance by joining the single currency. It's as disheartening as it is embarrassing at this point. The establishment is trying to silence dissent and make diversity of opinion a crime. This suppression of individual freedom and our hard won civil rights has come to the point it just feels like something is about to break. They're clearly scared of something.

Artificial Intelligence, should we start questioning it
Will the A.I be the end of the mankind? Will the fusion of humans and technology, and developing a consensus A.I change humans to the degree at which point we couldn't be called humans anymore. Maybe it won't be like that but it definitely seems like we are going in that direction. We should definitely start having conversations about this. This that will change the face of the humanity, and should we continue to go in that direction. Is there another way.


March 10

Male Privilege Is A Myth (video)

The pushback against politically correct thinking, identity politcs and the hatred from feminists for all things male is probably overdue but it is coming. After the #MeToo campaign tried to return our view of justice to the equivalent of a medieval witch hunt by making accusation of a man by a woman sufficient evidence on which to convict, while the racists of black Lives Matter tried to bully lawmakers into accepting that requiring black and brown people to obey the law is racist, the populist movements in the USA and Europe. which have put Trump in The White House, taken Britain out of the EU and put anti -establishment governments in power in Poland and Italy continue to gain strength.

Fear of Energy: Polish Prime Minister Calls Nord Stream 2 'Highly Dangerous'
Poland, one of the countries opposed to the creation of the international project known as Nord Stream 2 pipeline, to deliver gas and oil from Russia's energy fields to Europe has proposed an alternative project which would create its own pipeline, dubbed Baltic Pipe. Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki has criticized the Nord Stream 2 project, Polish Radio reported on Friday (9 March).


9 March
U.S. Senators Tell Trump / State Dept 'Engage With Russia' As Putin Unveils New Nuclear Arsenal
A group of US lawmakers have called for strategic dialogue with Moscow. They feel that the matter is “more urgent” following Russian President Vladimir Putin’s unveiling of a number of cutting-edge weapons systems. A letter sent to Secretary of State Rexson and signed by US Senators Edward J. Markey (D-MA), Jeff Merkley (D-OR), Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), and Bernie Sanders (I-VT andformer presidential candidate who might now have been president had the Clinton / Obama led Democratic Party not cheated him out of the nomination reads:

U.S. Senators Tell Trump / State Dept 'Engage With Russia' As Putin Unveils New Nuclear Arsenal>

Unsubstantiated allegations of Russian interference in the Brexit referendum have kept the Euronazi 'left' and certain sections of mainstream media in a state of near hysteria since the result, a shock win for the Leave campaign, was announced in june 2016. Likewise, all the screeching about Trump collaborating with Vladimir Putin to steal the US presidency froim warmongering crook Hillary Clinton, is still going on even though no solid evidence has been presented to support the claims in either case.

Poisoned Russian Spy Linked To Christopher Steele
The alleged Russian double agent poisoned along with his daughter in Salisbury, England last weekend has been linked to former British Spy Christopher Steele, who was paid by Hillary Clinton's people to compile the dodgy dossier on Trump in the 2016 US election, according to financial news site Zero Hedge. Steel's dossier led to the idiotic attempts by the US Democratic Party to have Donald Trump removed from office, without having produced a single piece of hard evidence on which to indict Trump.

8 March

Silvio Berlusconi Backs Leader Of Eurosceptic Party To Form Italy's Next Government
In what's probably the worst outcome of Sunday's Italian election for the European Union's bureaucratic dictators, Forza Italia leader Silvio Berlusconi, who is now, fortunately perhaps, barred from holding office, has decided to support Matteo Salvini, of the euroskeptic Northern League, as the man to lead a coalition a government after Eurosceptic and anti-establishment parties performed far better than expected, sweeping aside the pro - EU Democratic Party.

Official Review: Newcastle Groomers Targeted Victims with ‘Arrogant Persistence’

Authorities have apologised after mostly Muslim grooming gangs in Newcastle were allowed to target around 700 vulnerable women and girls with “arrogant persistence” because allegations were “not investigated”. As in other grooming cases, the attackers – of mainly Pakistani, Bangladeshi, and Indian background, and including an asylum seeker – plied their victims with drugs and alcohol. But unlike other scandals, many of those targeted were vulnerable over 18s, the 150-page Serious Case Review (SCR) report has found.

7 March Swedish PM Admits Immigration, Crime ‘Challenges’ — Denies ‘No Go Zones’

Sweden’s Prime Minister has admitted a link between gang violence and mass migration in a press conference alongside U.S. President Donald J. Trump in the White House today, but says that his government is solving the situation. Speaking on the subject of crime and immigration, Stefan Loefven, who has previously criticised President Trump’s warnings over Sweden admitted: “We have our share of domestic challenges no doubt about that.

‘US aid ends up with extremists’: Analysts alarmed over Pentagon’s 60,000-strong Syrian rebel force
Free - thinkers and people who have a healthy disrespect for authority have known this kind of thing has been going on for decades, in fact we UK taxpayers have stuffed the Swisss bank accounts of extremists for decades with shitloads of our cash. Now it seems US citizens, usually more trusting than we Europeans, are waking up to the fact that Washington has been buying influence in the third world with their cash.

6 MarchItaly Election Truth: Pro - EU Center-Left Anihilated
Yesterday, when preliminary results from the Italian election were showing the establishment had suffered a crushing defeat, Britains most prolific broadcaster of "Fake News" were still pretending the centre - left coalition were going to emerge as the largest grouping. In fact it was quite obvious from the available results that Italians had sent a clear message to brussels: Take your single currency and your open borders policy and fuck the fucking fuck off.

Five Nation Plan To Divide Syria Into Two States
In a move that exposes exactly where the push to global conflict is being driven from, Turkish media has exposed a plan by five nations to divide Syria into two separate states. The Turkish-language newspaper Star Daily on Monday carried the shocking report that representatives of the USA, Britain, France, Jordan and Saudi Arabia, in secret meeting on Syria held in Washington decided the future of Syria.

Brexit-supporting Fishermen Worried May Will Sell Them out After ‘30 Years of Torment

British fishermen fear Theresa the Appeaser May will sell out their industry to the EU, as Brussels negotiator Michel Barnier courts their European rivals in Denmark. It is outrageous, but typical of the Euronazis approach to negotiations that Brussels is making promises to EU member states about what they will be allowed to do in british territorial waters...

UK ‘complicit in Yemen’s destruction’ – activist attacks government on eve of Saudi visit
The UK’s arms for oil deals with Saudi Arabia make it “utterly complicit in the destruction of Yemen,” Campaign Against Arms Trade (CAAT) activist Andrew Smith said. The government has committed to billions of pounds worth of arms deals with Saudi Arabia. The Islamic kingdom is driving the coalition waging an air-and-sea campaign against Houthi forces in Yemen.

Harvard Professor Placed On Leave After 18 Accusations Of Sexual Harassment
The #MeToo movement, though feminist, anti-racist, anti-homophobic and anti - conservative by nature has exposed little that intelligent people were not aware of, rich powerful men sometimes use their position to exploit females sexually, attractive, sexually alluring women sometimes use their allure to sexually exploit men ...

March 4, 2018

Trump Gets Tough after EU Threatens Taxes on Jeans, Bourbon, and Harley-Davidsons

U.S. President Donald Trump is adopting a tough on the European Union, after the Union's unelected leaders threatened to impose punitive tariffs on leading American brands in retaliation for his attempts to protect the jobs of American steelworkers. “So now we will also impose import tariffs,” threatened Jean-Claude Juncker, the president of the unelected European Commission, at an event in Hamburg, Germany.

Soros Behind South African Violence Against White Farmers
Violence against South African white farmers is reaching epidemic proportions and many people believe that Marxist billionaire, investor and political meddler Soras is financing evil plans for Africa. Is this a plan to wipe out the white race.George Soros is routinely accused of being behind almost every violent, disruptive, racially divisive, trouble making group of political activists on the planet, from the "colour revolutions" in Serbia, Georgia, Ukraine and elsewhere to ...

Blair's appeal For EU Reform Futile March 2, 2018

Mass protests against Merkel and immigration are spreading through Germany
Even the usually loyal mainstream media seem to be turning against Angela Merkel and last month she was forced to acknowledge the existence in German cities of lawless "no - go zones" where paramedics, fire - fighters and even police dare not venture. The most recent protests in Germany’s started after the brutal murder of the 15-year-old Mia, by an Afghan refugee. The girl was attacked and murdered with a knife in a drug store in the town of Kandel.

Russia Backs Turkey Against USA In Kurdistan
Russian Security Council representative Alexander Venediktov, commenting on an escalation of hostilities in Kurdish Syriua said the U.S. had forced Turkey to military intervention in Afrin by supplying advanced weaponry to the Kurdish independence movement YPG, and setting up around 20 military bases in territory controlled by the YPG.

Italian Elections: It is the EU, Not Russia, Who is the Meddler
The harder the EU tries to impose its globalist agenda on people in some of its member states, the less willing they will be to toe Brussels’ line, Italian journalist Marco Fontana commented on Sunday's election.“There is a great deal of outside meddling in Italian politics, but it is coming from EU leaders, like Jean-Claude Juncker, rather than the imaginary “troll factory” in St. Petersburg,” Fontana remarked.

Woman Interrogated & Imprisoned For Posting Joke Meme About Islam
We have reported many times on the neo-fascist insanity of Sweden's liberal left, who seem determined to take virtue signalling to such extremes they will destroy Swedish culture and nationhood in order to 'make muslims feel welcome'. In the latest example of this insanity, we learn a 32-year-old woman from Gothenburg in Sweden has been arrested, interrogated, had her DNA taken and now faces trial and imprisonment for the "crime" of sharing a humourous meme about Islam on Facebook.

Will the EU listen to Tony Blair and reform itself to help keep Britain in the project?

Answered by Mark Simon Hockey, PPE, MA(Oxon)1979. Medicine, MB.ChB (Bristol) 1987
The answer to this question was given to Cameron when he tried to negotiate changes prior to the Referendum . No.The EU is a political project for uniting the continent into a single polyglot superstate deep enough to drown the individual National European States whose very competition with each other has produced the dynamic technological and scientific revolution which has been pivotal in establishing the cultural hegemony of Europe over the rest of the World.

Backlash in Labour's key northern strongholds as Jeremy Corbyn endorses staying in a customs union with the EU
'Jeremy Corbyn’s decision to endorse staying in a customs union with the EU provoked derision in some of Labour’s key northern strongholds yesterday. Doncaster heavily backed Leave in the 2016 referendum, after seeing traditional industries such as coal mining and heavy engineering destroyed and jobs exported to low labour cost third world nations by Tony Blair's Labour government, which simultaneously imported unskilled semi - literate immigrants, many locals feel Labour no longer represents their views.

Group Led by Bernie Sanders Unveils Bill to Force Removal of US Forces From Yemen

As the military / industrial complex push the Trump administration to escalate US involvement in Syria and Yemen, where the Saudi-led coalition’s genocidal war on Yemen, which has so far and caused "the world’s biggest humanitarian crisis" with almost all Yemen's 22 million population lacking supplies of adequate food, water and medicines ...

As the military / industrial complex push the Trump administration to escalate US involvement in Syria and Yemen, where the Saudi-led coalition’s genocidal war on Yemen, which has so far killed at least 10,000 civilians and caused "the world’s biggest humanitarian crisis" with almost all Yemen's 22 million population lacking supplies of adequate food, water and medicines German Medical Board Raises Alarm over Foreign Doctors After Mistakes Cost Patient Lives

Medical authorities in Germany have sounded the alarm over gaps in professional knowledge of doctors from outside of Europe, which they say threaten the quality of patient care. The incompetence of foreign doctors is costing lives, according to the medical regulators of Westphalia-Lippe province, because district health authorities can only test foreign recruits’ for language skills, testing of their professional capabilities is forbidden by EU equality laws.

Merkel Finally Acknowledges German "No-Go" Zones, Vows To Eliminate Them
Following a vote by Germany's conservative Christian Democrat Union (CDU) authorising negotiations with the Social Democrats (SPD) with a view to agreeing terms for a new coalition government, German Chancellor Angela Merkel spoke to Germany's RTL Aktuell about a number of policy positions - including an unprecedented acknowledgement of Germany's growing number of "no-go" zones for white, Christian citizens, and the need to do something about them.

Liam Fox Savages Labour’s ‘Betrayal’ Brexit Plan with UK in EU Customs Union We've said it before and its certain all of us will say it again. If you lumped the whole of the parliamentary Labour Party together, they would just about equal the intellect of a retarded five year old suet pudding. Why would any sane person want to keep us in the EU customes union, which is all about isolationism and protectionism, the opposite of free trade, when once we leave we have the opportunity to trade with the world, free of the suffocating bureaucracy imposed by Brussels.

Education and Work Omnibus
Our posts on modern education, both private and in state schools, higher education, university, the politicisation of schooling and some of the craziest idead left wing activist teachers have brought into the curriculum ...

UK Taxpayer Hands £6 Million a Year to Islamic Charities
Around £6 million of taxpayers’ money is being handed each year to Islamic charities with extremist tendencies, “whose only goal is to damage our society” in some cases, a report has found. The report, by The Henry Jackson Society, accuses some taxpayer-supported groups of backing “the spread of harmful non-violent extremist views that are not illegal; by providing platforms, credibility and support to a network of extremists operating in the UK”.

Imperialism is Being Redefined as a Liberal Ideal
Never mind who are the good guys and how evil Assad is, what the west is doing in the middle east and Africa is a new imperialism, disguised are philanthropy and expansion of trade. So far however, the US led regime change interventions in Libya, Syria, Egypt, Iraq, Afghanistan and Ukraine have been less than successful, so why are our leaders looking for new wars.

Big Brands, Big Meetings, Big Summits, but Modern Slavery Still Problem for UK
It's rather ironic that while British lefties and liberals agonise over the use of several kinds of slave labour in the clothing and electronics sweatshops of South-east Asia and Africa, their American counterparts are still grizzling over a form of slavery that was abolished in their country 150 years ago, but happy (and some seem ecstatic but maybe that's the drugs,) to walk around wearing their Adidas or Nike trainers, clothes from Primark or H&M, or their Apple iPhones or iPads, or Samsung Galaxies.

Italian Town ‘Taken Over’ By Nigerian Migrant Gangs
The former seaside resort town of Castel Volturno, to the north of Naples, has reportedly been taken over by Nigerian gangs who run drug and prostitution rings. The town has a total population of around 30,000 people, of which an estimated 20,000 are migrants, many of them in Italy illegallly, French news magazine L’Obs reports ...

The EU can go and F*** itself!’ Italian Politician’s Outburst Rallies Support In Italy
The leader of the Lega party, formerly known as Lega Nord, Matteo Salvini claimed the European Union should stop interfering with Italian politics as the measures taken by the bloc have crippled the Italian economy for the past 15 years. Mr Salvini is the frontrunner in the upcoming Italian general election as Italy’s next Prime Minister. In a fiery interview with Italian TV Channel Rete 4, the Italian politician said: “Europe can go and fuck itself!

Number of Rotherham Rape Gang Victims Rises to 1,500, Officers Expand Operation
The estimated number of victims of the gangs of muslim men involved in grooming and rape of under - age and vulnerable girls in Rotherham, Yorkshire, has risen even higher than the 1,400 figure which outrafed the nation in 2014 ...

Don’t Believe Mainstream Media: Russia Didn’t Attack US Troops in Syria
On February 16 Bloomberg published an article headlined: “Don’t Be Fooled: Russia Attacked U.S. Troops in Syria.” It was the start of the latest Russophobic shitstorm unleashed by the ‘liberals’ of mainstrteam media and social media in the USA against Russia...

Number of Illegal Migrants Crossing Sea to Italy DOUBLES in One Month
With crucial government elections just over a month away,the EU Border Agency (Frontex) has revealed the number of illegal migrants crossing the Mediterranean to enter Italy illegally has doubled in the space of a month.

Number of Rotherham Rape Gang Victims Rises to 1,500, Officers Expand Operation
When news of the existence of grooming gangs sexually exploiting vulnerable young girls in south Yorkshire broke in 2014, we wisely set up an omnibus page with an active contents list and many articles, feeling sure the story was going to run and run. Four years later it is still going.

Algorithms Are No Better At Telling The Future Than Tarot Cards Or A Crystal Ball
According to a new report "An increasing number of businesses are investing in advanced technologies that can help them forecast the future of their workforce and gain a competitive advantage". It's true, almost every day we see more and more bollocks being written by supposedly intelligent people who believe that by using something called 'Big Data' machines can already be relied on to make better decisions than humans ...

Scientists create human-sheep chimera with hopes of affordable organ transplants
A team of scientists has grown hybrid embryos in the womb of a sheep that contain human stem cells, moving the sci-fi idea of developing human organs inside animals one step closer to reality, and sparking ethical concerns. The development could potentially save thousands lives among people who are in a need of vital organ transplants.

Number of Illegal Migrants Crossing Sea to Italy DOUBLES in One Month
With crucial government elections just over a month away,the EU Border Agency (Frontex) has revealed the number of illegal migrants crossing the Mediterranean to enter Italy illegally has doubled in the space of a month. “The number of migrants arriving in Italy via the Central Mediterranean route in January rose to more than 4,800, double the figure from the previous month

US Strikes Kill Russian Fighters In Syria On the back of a bombshell report of the deaths of Russian soldiers fighting in Syria that came through last night, this morning Bloomberg claims an exclusive story, according to which the Russian body count is far greater than had been disclosed: U.S. forces reportedly killed "scores" of Russian contract soldiers in Syria last week "in what may be the deadliest clash between citizens of the former foes since the Cold War"...

‘We Are Not Visitors’: Muslims in Sweden Demand Mosque Call to Prayer
Muslims in a city in Sweden have submitted an application to be allowed to broadcast the call to prayer, claiming the move would boost community self-esteem and assist with integration. If you have never heard the Muslim call to prayer, sung by the muezzin, a man specially selected for his ability to sing like a tom cat that is having its bollocks crushed in a vice ...

UK Will Have Global Influence, Lots of Trade Deals After Brexit - Oil Boss
The United Kingdom will continue to exert a major influence on world affairs and many of countries will want to seek bilateral trade agreements with the British government after Brexit, according to BP boss Bob Dudley.

McDonnell: Labour public ownership plan will cost nothing
Labour’s proposal to bring public services such as water, energy and rail into public ownership if they regain power would be “cost free”, Labour finance spokesman John McDonnell has said.

Violent Somali Rapist Told Teen Victim She Couldn’t Be a Virgin ‘Because She’s White’

World War Three On Again? Syria Warns Open-Ended US Military Presence ‘Act of Aggression’
As U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson presented the Trump administration’s plns for the "open-ended military presence" in Syria, the government of President Bashar Al-Assad warned that the continuing presence of U.S. soldiers in the country is an act of “aggression” which would not be tolerated. Unfortunately for the Americans Vladimir Putin agrees.

Real News Ignored As Both Sides Of Political Spectrum Push Their agendas
A case in point is the real but largely unreported war which is taking place throughout the African continent. It involves the United States, resurgent Russia, and a rising China, ready to take advantage of the US failure to dominate Afghanistan. The outcome of the war, which is economic with only occasional military skirmishes involving proxies, is likely to define the future of the continent and the global power balance.

Singer Seal Exposes Oprah’s Extreme Hypocrisy Over Harvey Weinstein Scandal
It seem that after the initial shock at Oprah Winfrey's gobsmacking Golden Globes speech when, she joined the chorus of screeching women competing to attack Hervey Weinstein having conveniently forgotten that for several decades she was not only a close friend of the disgraced movie mogul, but also an enabler of his sexually predatory behaviour towards women hoping for a lucrative part in one of his productions.

New United Nations Boss Unveils Plan to Promote Global Mass Migration
United Nations Secretary General António Guterres has unveiled his plan to promote global mass migration in an article published by The Guardian newspaper. Guterres, a former Socialist Party prime minister in his native Portugal, took over the top job at the UN on January 1st, having previously served as the institution’s High Commissioner for Refugees.

Google Algorithm For ‘Fact Checking’ Fake News Almost Exclusively Targets Conservative Media
Some diligent digging by The Daily Caller (link below article) exposes the totally unsurprising information that Google’s new, much vaunted fact-checking algorithm, which displays "fact-check" reports next to allegedly disputed stories in search results almost exclusively identifies stories in conservative media.

Project Veritas Exposes Twitter "Shadow Banning", Blocking Opposing Views
We have reported many times that under the Obama admistration in the USA, Internet techology companies, particularly those involved in search and social networking activities, had a too - cosy relationship with The White House and federal agencies, particularly those involved in security and surveillance. In Google's case, this eagerness to cooperate with Obama's authoritarian regime ...

Oprah Winfrey, Praised As A Feminist Icon, Exposed As A Fraud Within Twenty Four Hours


Tanya Gold, writing about The Golden Globes awards, praised the acceptance speech given by Oprah Winfrey who was given a lifetime achievement award presumably for fronting a television freak show, and commented on the ridiculous calls from other 'liberals' in hollywood and Washington for Oprah to run against Donald Trump in the 2020 Presidential Election.

London’s Met Police Won’t Investigate Minor Crime, Only ‘Hate Crime’
It’s official then, British heterosexuals are second class citizens, only members of minorities matter. A tad extreme you might well think, but how else are we to interpret the news that London’s Metropolitan Police force will in future investigate crimes if they are classed as major crimes or HATE CRIMES"

Education: The Betrayal Of The Young
One of the great failures of progressive politics of both right and left has been education. Trendy theories on how children learn and political point scoring by politicians who promose change but only deliver stasis and failure have conspires to betray generations of young people and leave them at the end of thirteeen years or more of full timed education with heads full of Cultural Marxist propaganda and hearts devoid of aspiration and self esteem.

Two Police Officers Escape Violent Death At The Hands Of Immigrant Mob On New Year's Eve

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Police in Champigny-sur-Marne, France, had to intervene when two police violently assaulted as part of African immigrants New Year celebrations, (but hey, we have to respect multiculturalism, right?) The police had intervened to break up a rowdy gang of young immigrants who had tried to gatecrash a private party. Two officers, one female, became separated from the main force and were beaten by dozens of people ...

If Race and Gender Are Social Constucts WTF Is Diversity All About
from Medium, authored by by Timi Olotu, 12 December, 2017
Analysis by a black writer of the logical contortions performed by left wing whites in trying to gloss over the many contradictions in their politically correct thinking on race, colour or ethnicity and gender identity.

Shock! Horror! Government panel nobody has ever heard of resign because they're irrelevant (video)
I was amused to learn today that the government's social mobility panel had resigned en blog, mainly because like most people I didn't know the British government HAD a social mobility panel.

How Can The ‘Left’ Talk Of Equality When They Don’t Tolerate Diversity Of Opinion
One of the first things I learned at my Grandfather’s knee was the importance of free speech and of exposure to different ides and shades of opinion. Grandad had been a member of the Labour party before World War One and had lived through the class wars in the early decades of the twentieth century. My Dad was a Labour man too, until as a newspaper reporter, he learned things about socialism that shocked him.

Government Whistleblower admits Labour Opened Borders to Eastern Europe to ‘Lower Wage Growth’
It should be no surprise then that it was under a Labour government led by Tony Blair, our borders agencgy was ordered to open the door to uncontrolled mass immigration from eastern Europe. The move came folowing a series of secret meetings between Blair and then Bank of England governor Mervyn King in which King “pressed the case” that mass immigration would “lower wage growth” by creating a pool of cheap workers, a former senior diplomat has claimed.

Oxford University Introduces Mandatory ‘Cultural Appropriation’ Classes
Magdalen College students have voted to require all first-years to attend sessions which will cover racism, ‘institutional racism’, ‘cultural appropriation,’ and implicit bias. According to a report in The Telegraph, students will learn about how to "participate effectively in fighting racism for both BME [Black and Minority Ethnic] and non-BME students".

The US Government Plans to Genetically Engineer Plants to Spy on People
The latest example of whako science is funded by DARPA, the people who brought you the experiment in training soldiers to kill goats by staring at them. These people are now genetically engineering plants to spy on us. The government’s newest surveillance program will use plants as instruments of data collection, according to a new report from the military’s Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA).

Big Trouble Looms For Merkel In Germany
Following September’s inconclusive election in Germany, the government has been paralyzed as Chancellor Angela Merkel’s Christian Democrat Union and their traditional allies the Christian Social Union, have been locked in negotiations with the classical liberal Free Democrats and the loony left Greens in an attempt to form a “Jamaica coalistion,” a refrerence to the fact that the campaign colours of the three parties reflect the flag of Jamaica.

Saudi Royal Family Members Involved In Child Sex Slave Trade
Human slavery, in various guises, continues to be widespread in Saudi society even today. Saudi Arabia was among the last nations on earth to outlaw slavery in 1962, and only did so under pressure from United Nations,. However, only 10,000 slaves were freed in 1962 and remaining large number was kept captive. In 1965 the Saudis were reported to have kept hundreds of slaves for each member of the Royal family.

Could Italy’s Banking Crisis Drag Down Mario Draghi?
The latest banking crisis in Italy risks focusing scrutiny on the leadership of both the Bank of Italy and Italy’s financial markets regulator Consob. The decision to give the central bank’s current Chairman Ignazio Visco a fresh six-year mandate despite his having presided over one of the worst banking crises in living memory ...

US Aiding Massive Genocide in Yemen at Behest of Saudi Arabia
Civilians in Yemen are still in the grip of a major humanitarian crisis as Saudi Arabia's war on the impoverished republic continues unabated. Shocking numbers are affected including 7 million civilians facing severe malnutrition, and 19 million out of the country’s 27 million population "in need of some form of aid.

This Crazy Obsession With Race Is Destroying Western Societies.
Genuine racism is a terrible thing, but it seems to me we have lost sight of what real racism is. The first thing we must remember is that “black” and “white” are not races. And most racial conflicts around the world are not white versus black. In the 1990s there were some localised but bloody and brutal conflicts in The Balkans, that area of eastern Europe lying between the Adriatic sea and the Black Sea, mostly as a result of new states created after the fall of The Ottoman Empire

In Escalating War Of Words, Saudi Crown Prince Calls Iran’s Ayatollah “New Hitler Of The Middle East”
Saudi Arabia’s powerful, and controversial, 32-year-old Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, as we warned earlier in the year when he was elevated to his currrent status, has in a few months has made more local (and foreign) enemies than most of his predecessors accumulated over a lifetime, appears to have decided he does not need to wait any longer for the final war that will cement the global supremacy of his particularly unpleasant brand of Islamic extremism.

Majority of Germans Favour Snap Election as Merkel Coalition Talks Collapse
There appears to be no end in sight to Germany's crisis of democracy as the European Union's most populous and economically powerful state continues to stumble along without an effective government. Coalition talks between Chancellor Merkel's CDU/CSU and the left wing Greens and classical liberal Free Domocrats have stalled over irreconcilable policy demands.

Authorities Failing as Birmingham Faces ‘Tsunami’ of Child Sex Abuse
Birmingham, arguably Britain's second city faces a surge of child sexual exploitation, greater than those reported on South Yorkshire and Greater Manchester, as ruthless men from mostly middle eastern and east European backgrounds target vulnerable young girle. It has been reported that organised gangs have been using tasers to debilitate young British females prior to their being gang raped, a politician with knowledge of the area warned.

German Populist AfD Party Polled Better Than Predicted in High Migration Areas With Germany preparing for a rerun of September’s inconclusive election, a new study carried out by social scientists has rejected the notion widely supported by politicians and commentators in mainstream media, that the anti-mass migration, Eurosceptic party Alternative for Germany (AfD), now the third largest grouping the the German national assembly only did well in homogenous-German areas. The survey produced results showing that contrary to liberal expectations the party polled strongly in high migration areas.

Majority of Germans Favour Snap Election as Merkel Coalition Talks Stumble
There appears to be no end in sight to Germany's crisis of democracy as the European Union's most populous and economically powerful state continues to stumble along without an effective government. Coalition talks between Chancellor Merkel's CDU/CSU and the left wing Greens and classical liberal Free Domocrats have stalled over irreconcilable policy demands.

Putin On U.S. Terror Support: One day weapons go to ‘moderate opposition,’ the next they are with terrorists
Russian President Vladimir Putin has said certain clandestine supplies of arms to conflict zones are apparently primarily motivated by profit rather than geopolitical considerations. He called this “irresponsible” and unbefitting of any state.Speaking at an arms export commission in Moscow, Putin stressed that while selling weapons is a multibillion-dollar business for Russia, it ensures that the bottom line never undermines the stability of the regions to which the weapons are delivered.

German Army Prepares For "Break-Up Of European Union"
The German military is preparing for a number of scenarios over the next two decades ranging from "the disintegration of the EU" to "multipolar competition" and the unraveling of Western order. According to a confidential government report leakeed to Der Spiegel, the 102-page document titled "Strategic Perspective 2040" which was published internally to defence officials in late February 2017, outlines six scenarios for how social trends and international conflicts are likely to play out and influence German security.

CIA Spearheads US Bid To Control Cyberspace, We Can All Help The Resistance
For several years Western media sources have been terying to top each other's efforts to publish the most ludicrously hyperbolic articles about so-called Russian hackers while complaining about the alleged damage these hackers, of whose alleged activities no evidence is offered, have inflicted upon the American democracy The Washington Post would feature a propaganda article about Russia’s push towards the control of cyberspace. The New York Times would try to top it, while the LA Times would try to outdo both. What else should one expect from media sources owned by media corporations controlled by Wall Street hedge funds and enjoying a far too cosy relationship with US Government security agencies, if various reports across the net are to be trusted ... READ MORE ON THIS >>>

"Hopelessly Compromised": Judiciary Member Calls For Mueller's Resignation Over Uranium One Scandal Earlier this morning (November 4) House Judiciary Committee representative Matt Gaetz (R-FL) submitted a resolution calling for Robert Mueller to resign as special counsel overseeing the FBI investigation of possible collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russian government saying that the former FBI director is "hopelessly compromised" as a result of his failed oversight of the controversial Uranium One transaction ... MORE

This Crazy Obsession With Race Is Destroying Western Societies
Genuine racism is a terrible thing, but it seems to me we have lost sight of what real racism is. The first thing we must remember is that “black” and “white” are not races. And most racial conflicts around the world are not white versus black. In the 1990s there were some localised but bloody and brutal conflicts in The Balkans, that area of eastern Europe lying between the Adriatic sea and the Black Sea, ... MORE

Former Democratic Party Chair Donna Brazille Accuses Clinton Campaign Of "Rigging" Primary
It's the breaking news we all knew about over a year ago, the Democratic Party Primaries were as bent as a fisherman's hook. This blog and most other unaligned news websites in New Media reported last year, supplying irrefutable proof it must be said, that the Democratic Party pirmaries which secured the nomination for Hillary Clinton were rigged ... MORE

Wall Street Journal Warns Washington Democrats "The Russian Dossier Dam Is Breaking"
University students have claimed they are being pressured by political activist lecturers into writing essays which pander to the “anti-Brexit bias” endemic in the higher education system, and fear they will otherwise be marked down if their work does not comply with the academics’left wing agenda ...
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Students Feel Pressured To Reflect Universities Anti-Brexit Bias In Essays
University students have claimed they are being pressured by political activist lecturers into writing essays which pander to the “anti-Brexit bias” endemic in the higher education system, and fear they will otherwise be marked down if their work does not comply with the academics’left wing agenda ... MORE

Soros network in Brussels planning ‘Europe of mixed population’:- Orban
According to Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban, network, a pseudo - charity founded by American-Hungarian billionaire Marxist, George Soros has, through patronage and generous hospitality to those who might be useful in advancing the hedge fund operator's global government agenda, amassed vast influence over European Union bureaucratic instiutions in Brussels. It is hardly a secret that for years

US firm makes millions selling dead body parts donated to science – report
An investigation by Reuters news agency has uncovered the shocking news than an American company has made huge profits from selling human organs and other body parts donated to science, for surgical transplant purposes, often without the knowledge of relatives. Under US law it is legal though many people question the ethics involved. It would not be the first time doctors' enthusiasm for turning us into Frankenstein monsters has run into ethical problems ...

Students Feel Pressured To Reflect Uinversities Anti-Brexit Bias In Essays
University students have claimed they are being pressured by political activist lecturers into writing essays which pander to the "anti-Brexit bias"in the higher education system, and fear they will be marked down if their work does not comply with the left wing agenda. Students have alleged that free debate on Brexit, and opinions opposed to those of the "Remain" camp is being shut down by lecturers supporting the movement to thwart the democratic will ...

Germany Sees Fourfold Rise in Terrorism-Related Cases
According to a report in the Welt am Sonntag, Germany has experienced a huge rise in the number of terror-related cases in just one year, with prosecutors having dealt with more than 900 cases so far in 2017, compared with 250 cases initiated throughout 2016. Around 700 Islamic extremists now living in Germany have been identified by the Federal Criminal Police Office (BKA) as posing a potential terror threat.

Globalists Want to Mould All Nations in EU’s Image, Warns Orban
The Hungarian prime minister has warned that “the forces of globalism are banging on the door” of Central Europe, “the last migrant-free zone” in the continent. Fidesz leader Viktor Orbán said his government wants “a secure, fair, civic, Christian, and free Europe”, but that eurocrats and mass migration advocates were working hard “to turn us Hungarians into Homo Brusselsicus” — Brussels Man.

Harvey A Typical Hollywood Stalwart?
Marilyn, the two Corey’s, Polansky’s Victim, abuse is par for the course in Hollywood. We have been gobsmacked by the hypocrisy of Hollywood luvvies and liberal politicians in the USA as they have hurried to jump on the latest politically correct bandwagon and condemn Harvey Weinstein for the way he exploited his position as the most powerful producer in the film and television industry

So Did Assad Use Poison Gas Against His Own People Or Didn't he?
'The US State Department has finally admitted that militants linked to Al-Nusra Front in Syriahave carried out attacks in civilian areas using chemical weapons (poison gas). The warning, which supersedes a previous warning issued in March 2017 was issued by the State Department on Wednesday...

Yellowstone Grumbles, La Palma Rumbles?—?What can we do?
Volcano warning: Canary Islands panic as earthquakes hit La Palma?—?40 tremors in 48 hours. FEARS of a volcano erupting on the Canary Islands has sparked panic as the Spanish archipelago was hit by more than 40 earthquake tremors in just 48 hours.

Puketastic Hollywood Hypocrites
Don't those talentless attention seekers make you want to puke? Not because they're talentless attention seekers of course, we'd all be puked out long ago if that was the case, but because they are such hypocrites. I had not heard of Harvey Weinsten until a few days ago. But from what I've read of the scandal, his proclivities were well known among the showbiz twatterati. So why the fuss now.

'Computers Have No Feelings': Can AI Really Replace Humans?
As long as humans develop technologies, we'll continue worrying about what our creations might do to us, such as making us slaves to machines. People are both right and wrong to worry about artificial intelligence (AI). On the one hand, AI potentially offers major positive changes in to our lives. On the other, in the hands of greedy corporate bosses and power addicted elitists, it could be a significant weapon in the battle for power and control.

Migrant Youth Gangs Turn Berlin Area into Borderline No-Go Zone
The area around the Alexanderplatz metro in Berlin has become a focus for gangs of disaffected migrant youths to indulge their taste for violence and drugs, while pressure put on police by politically correct politcs has forced the cops to take a kid gloves approach when dealing with immigrant crime and thus lose control of the streets. This has led to ...

12 More Men Charged with Child Sex Abuse Offences in Grooming Gang Investigation
In the latest development of the now globally notorious Rotherham sex abuse case, a further 12 Muslim men of Pakistani or Bangladeshi origin have been charged in connection with the sexual abuse of eight young girls in Rotherham as part of a National Crime Agency (NCA) investigation into child abuse among predominantly Muslim grooming gangs.

Arkansas Farmers Stand Together Against GM Destruction Of Crops

Dicamba herbicide is not new, it has been around for years. Puzzling then that it is suddenly at the centre of a massive controversy that is dividing farmers across the Midwest USA. The reason, when we dig a little, is 2017 is the first year Dicama has been licenced for use on crops like soy and cotton because only now have biotech companies developed new genetically modifies strains of these cash crops, making them able to withstand the plant killer.

New German Coalition in Peril as Potential Partners Clash over 200,000 Annual Migrant Limit
Reports thatGerman Chancellor Angela Merkel has agreed a proposal from coalition partner and leader of the Christian Social Union (CSU) Horst Seehofer to limit the number of asylum seekers in Germany to 200,000 per year to secure a rul;ing coalition may be somewhat premature. Other coalition partners are not as positive on the policy.
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Catalonia To Declare Independence From Spain On Monday?
Catalan leader Carles Puigdemont is set to make a statement at 9 p.m. (1900 GMT) on Wednesday, after an all-party committee of the region’s parliament met to agree a decision on independence. The outcome of that meeting was a forgone conclusion and just moments before this article was posted, CUP, the pro-secession party that is a majority in the Catalan parliament, has announced it will declared independence from Spain in plenary session on Monday, ...

Washington Post Disciplines Writer Who Criticized Owner Bezos - Goodbye Free Speech?
A new trend in mainstream media and the liberal side of the political establishment is that, aware of public feeling for once, they are turning on their recent darlings, the Silicon Valley elites. As public criticism of the ethical decrepitude common to tech and internet giants such as Google (don't be evil, that's our job,) Microsoft, Apple, Facebook and Amazon to name a few, the politicians and media luvvies are as usual piling on the bandwagon.

Corporate Food Scam: Major Brands Selling Cheap, Poor Food Sold To Eastern Europe In Premium Brand Labels
A number of global food giants have been exposed for cheating consumers in eastern Europe by selling inferior products under respected premium brand names, Vera Jourová, the European Commissioner for Justice, Consumers and Gender Equality revealed in a press conference.

Italian Farmers Complain GM Seed being Forced On Them By EU
The majority of Italian farmers are protesting about a European court ruling this week which will allow growers to cultivate genetically-modified (GM) corn in Italy. Farmers representatives told RT that the majority reject GM seeds and question the legality of EU interfering in national laws. The Daily Stirrer has questioned many times the legitimacy of EU bureaucracy's actions to overrule the democratically elected governments of EU member states

Don’t forget the human factor in AI and Machine Learning

We have always been cynical about the hyperbolic claims of the science academe and the Silicon Valley cunts club about how Artificial Intelligence and digital technologies will soon replace humans as the dominant force on the planet. It's bollocks of course, machines can only 'think' using processes programmed by humans and cannot 'learn' but only gather vast amounts of data and parse it incredibly quickly for matching stringsof binary data.

U.S.A. Threatens To Cut Off China From The US Dollar If They Do Not Uphold Sanctions On North Koreas
The government of the USA has threatend to impose economic sanctions on China if The People's Republic does not adopt the new sanctions imposed against North Korea, the US Treasury Secretary has warned. Steven Mnuchin said that among the actions being considered was a move to cut off Beijing’s access to the US financial system ...

Syria's President Assad Makes A Fool Of US Reporter Michael Isikoff In Interview
The ISIS uprising in Syria was, according to the official narrative, one of the spontaneous revolutions kicked off by a speech Barack Obama made in Cairo ... With the exception of Tunisia, all the so called Arab Spring revolutions have failed, Egypt is once more a military dictatorship, Libya is a lawless failed state and in Syria the war still goes on, though the Assad government still holds power and now has the upper hand it appears.

German Election: Will Another Term For Merkel destroy German Economy
Nothing illustrated the failure of Europe’s open doors immigration policies more than the notorious "no-go zones" that have sprung up in Muslim dominated areas of many European cities.For decades the West has opened its borders to people who don’t share their values, and the West has utterly failed to encourage these people to assimilate. To even suggest that is now considered racist in many European countries.

German Election: Will Another Term For Merkel destroy German Economy?
According to the latest round of opinion polling ahead of the German elections, Angela Merkel looks set to become the joint longest-serving modern German chancellor, that’s despite having been accused of "putting problems on the back burner, and staved off several attempts to indict her on treason charges for her role in the immigrant crisis ...

Scholar Fired By Think Tank For Criticizing Google

Shortly after European monopolies regulators levied a record $2.7 billion fine against Google in June 2017, think tank The New America Foundation found out the hard way what can happen when a corporate bully is challenged. The Foundation has been funded to the tune of $21 million by Google. That money helped New America to a role in shaping government policy ...

WIKILEAKS: CIA can secretly load implants on Windows’s devices
WikiLeaks have today released documents from the Vault 7 cache, a group of leaked information which contains details on the CIA Angelfire spyware tool which was developed to facilitate loading and execution of implants targeting computers using Microsoft Windows operating systems.

Has Google Become A Major Threat To Democracy In America?
About 10 years ago, Tim Wu, the Columbia Law professor who coined the term network neutrality, made this prescient comment: "To love Google, you have to be a little bit of a monarchist, you have to have faith in the way people traditionally felt about the king." Wu was right. And now, Google has established a pattern of lobbying and threatening to acquire power. It has reached a dangerous point common to many monarchs: The moment where it no longer wants to allow dissent.

Hurricane Harvey - the big question
Hurricane Harvey is an entirely new extreme weather event according to some very clever people who are not impressed by the Warmageddonist lobby claims that the Texas disaster is a consequence of global warming / climate change / whatever they're calling it this week. Reports of its formation begin on Aug. 16th and was a tropical storm that was following the course of Hurricane Gert.

Four EU Member Nations Have Agreed To Destroy European Civilisation

It will now become much easier for 'refugees' from Africa to seek asylum in Europe, according to a new agreement between four western European countries and Egypt, Chad and Niger. That Africal leaders are being invited to negotiate arrangement with the largest EU nations when representatives of smaller EU member states are excluded demonstates the comtempt Europe's leaders have for democracy.

War On Cash. If You Want To Buy A Car Or Appliance From A Friend For Cash, You Will Not Be Able To.


A geopolitical move by the globalist control freaks that began as a seemingly innocuous hypothetical discussion several years ago now appears to have become a deep state / corporate policy backed by a propaganda campaign involving some of the most powerful commercial and government agencies in the industrialized world. Throughout this omnibus web page we have called it the War on Cash.

Sweden: Unemployment Among Foreign Origin Residents Five Times Higher Than Locals
The Swedish Employment Agency has released new statistics on unemployment that shows the employment for Swedes who have a foreign background is far greater than native Swedes. The agency released a report Monday saying that the total Swedish unemployment rate sits at 7.3 percent nationwide but the gap between native Swedes and those with a foreign background is considerable.

Vast Majority of Americans Support Free Speech Over Political Correctness
A recently published opinion poll carried out by Rasmussen has found that the vast majority of Americans support maintaing the right to free speech over the political correct constraints demanded by left wing extremists, while only 8% believe protecting people from being offended by the opinions of others is more important than the First Amendment.

Joe Rogan - Will Artificial Intelligence Destroy Humankind?

I worked in the Information Technology field from the 1960s to 2003, the first program I wrote was loaded to a mainframe from punched paper tape, and throughout that time, we were always 'just around the corner' from having machines that could think like humans only better. [ ... ] We are no nearer in real terms now than we were when my first program failed (it worked at the third attempt.)

Merkel heckled by anti-refugee crowd at election rally
There seems to be no boundary to the insane hatred of Europeans and Europe's civilization felt by the elitists who control the European Union's most powerful member states. According to unconfirmed reports from Gremany (but remember, EU covernments will never admite immigration policy has failed and is causing social problems), Germans in Germany now have a similar social status to that assigned to Jews in hitler's Third Reich:

Need A Job? Sign Up With Rent - A - Mob
For readers who have wondered what I mean when I use the phrase "Rent-a-mob," this story, as well as being bad news for anyone who respects democracy shows exactly how extremists work to generate propaganda.

Assange To Prove Clinton Leaks Did Not Come From Russia
If you know me from elsewhere, under my own name Ian R Thorpe, or from Boggart Blog, The Daily Stirrer and several other sites I have been involved in, you might recall some of the numeous times I have posted items to the effect that the alleged Russian connection floated by Hillary Clinton and her supporters to explain why a pillock like Trump beat her in the 2016 presidential election is bollocks.

Only In California: New Law Would Imprison Health Workers For Using Incorrect Pronouns With Patients
California has a well-deserved reputation for being the global capital of cazy, the state whose self - indulgent, batshit crazy inhabitants see nothing wrong in introducing wacky legislation in a bud to show they are more prone to policically correct lunacy that anyejere else in the world (North Kora included.) Governor moonbeam aka Jerry Brown's bill specifically written to regulate cow farts is a case in point.

Inconvenient Fact: Morgan Stanley Says Electric Cars Create More CO2 Than They Save<
For the benefit of all the 'liberal' and environmentally conscious investors desperate to shift their portfolio to "environmentally friendly" companies dedicated to using their funds to avert a global warming catastrophe that has been "charging towards us like an express train" for the past twenty years but amazingly appears to be no nearer than it was when the Warmageddonists began crying "WOLF", we have important news.

Why Are The Left Outraged About Trump Doing Things They Cheered Obama For
The irony of the US 'liberals' outrage over Donald Trump's use of executive orders to get his legislation through is delicious [...] when we see democrats, mainstream media figures and celebrity atention seekers screaming about Trump's undemocratic use of executive order the first thing we think of is how the same people heaped praise on Obama when he paved the way for this despotic abuse of democracy by using executive orders to get his program through

Genocide Of Ideas
Television the director and former Monty Python Flying Circus member Terry Gilliam said he did not like anything among the recent output from Hollywood. While this made a refreshing change from the usual sycophantic, self regarding babble we hear from Hollywood people, Gilliam's point was had a wider significance that a mere comment on recent movie releases.

Van smashes into pedestrians in central Barcelona
At least 14 people have been killed and over 110 injured in two separate attacks in the resort city of Barcelona and nearby coastal town of Cambrils. In both incidents, the suspects deployed vehicles to run pedestrians over. In the first incident the driver of a white van struck a group of pedestrians in Las Ramblas (La Rambla) area of Barcelona city center, killing 13 people and injuring over a hundred. The second incident took place hours later in Cambrils, 100km from Barcelona, injuring at least six people. One of them later succumbed to her injuries.

Backlash After Sweden’s Army Says Purpose of Military Is to Defend Gay Rights

Just about everybody in borthern Europe knows Sweden is fucked. Following a public backlash at a declaration that the military exists to defend gay rights, Sweden’s army, showing the stupendous depth of stupidity engendered by left wing thinking, has promised to "never give up" promoting its support for LGBT issues.

Maybe Trump Is Not Quite The Evil Bad Guy Media Told You He Is
My blogs The Daily Stirrer and Boggart Abroad have reported the reasons behind Trump’s decision to end the CIA’s covert Syria program if aiding ISIS and AlQaeda affiliated groups. Few people outside of those who look to alt_media were even aware of this US State Department policy, or that it was instigated by Trump’s saitly predecessor, Barack Hussein Obama, who in his desperation to remove Syria’s President Assad was prepared to lie about the true nature of his beloved ‘moderate rebels.’

Freedom Of Thought And Information: Quotes
If the ruling elites want to establish global control they need to be able to control all information the general population have access to. The idea of controlling information in order to limit the ability to think and develop ideas served Hitler, Stalin, Mao Tse Tung and many other dictators well but was completely exposed by George Orwell in the novel ‘1984’.

Why Is The Scandal Of The Awan Brothers Being Ignored?
You have probably never heard of the Awan brothers, a couple of dodgy foreigners with very strong links to the US Democrat National Committee. Given the noise the Democrats have been making about collaboration with non Americans during the 2016 campaign, it is surprising that neither Trump nor any of his supporters have responded to the fact that they have been handed a baseball bat with nails through the end, with which to beat his leading detractors.

Soros Ally Mayor Awarded UN Prize for Welcoming Migrants Kicked Out of Office
Italians this week cheered defeat of a mayor who signed a deal with George Soros to turn the tiny island of Lampedusa into a gateway for migrants travelling from Africa. "Thank you, you have eradicated the Lampedusa cancer," read graffiti on the island after voters ousted Mayor Giusi Nicolini. Locals elected businessman Salvatore “Totò” Martello, who said during the campaign that he "cannot stand seeing migrants swarming everywhere".

Political Crisis In Sweden Poses New Threat For EU
The inevitable political crisis in Sweden loomed yesterday as embattled Prime Minister Lofven refused to resign over the government's "disastrous leak" of the nation's citizens' information. Lofven commented "I don’t want political chaos in Sweden, I will take responsibility and ensure we don’t get a political crisis." What he decided to do however seems more lioke kicking the can down the road that addressing the problem.

The folly of world view thinkers minimum wage obsession.
In recent years however, minimum wage legislation has become a sacred cow for liberal and left wing politicians. And of course the usual levels of hypocrisy and double standards we have come to expect from those on the left of the political spectrum are in play. A recent report by the US Employment Policies Institute showed that 174 of the 184 co-sponsors of a bill to raise the federal minimum wage to $15 an hour hired unpaid interns.

EU To Force Poland, Hungary And Czech Republic To Accept Refugees - The Daily Stirrer A month after the EU Commission took legal action against Poland, Hungary, Slovakia and the Czech Republic for "defaulting on their legal obligations" by refusing to comply with the EU's refugee quotas," (i.e., accept migrants), on Wednesday the three Central European nations were again forced to defend their sovereignty after the bureaucratic dictatorship in Brussels went to the European Court Of (in)Justice in a bid to force them to comply with EU refugee quotas.

Welcome to the Era of Artificial Intelligence and Technological Deceit
Pretty soon, computer wizardry and artificial intelligence will allow video footage to be created that is practically indiscernible from the real deal. Add holographic technology, and soon a person apparently be speaking live on screen and you’d never know it was fake. The ethical ramifications of AI and technology are simply mind-boggling.

London ‘honor killing’ victim ‘raped, murdered & stuffed in freezer for dating boy from different Muslim sect’
The body of nineteen year old Celine Dookhran was found inside a £1.5 million (US$1.95 million) home in Kingston last Wednesday after a woman in her 20s who had her throat slit alerted police from hospital. Few details can be confirmed as yet but police sources say the attack is believed to have taken place because Celine had embarked on a relationship with an Arab Muslim, a court has heard...

Electrosensitivity - the Wi - Fi disease.
So you thought people who wear tinfoil hats are crazy conspiracy theorists? Not so fast there, some of them might actually be onto something.While these people are not tinfoil hat wearers either literally or in a metaphorical sense, the measures they take to avoid exposure to electromagnetic radiation (radio - activity) can seem rather paranoid until you know more about them.

Soft Coup In The House Of Saud Spells Trouble For West
What was a closely guarded secret in diplomatic circles and mainstream media is out of the closet now, even in the USA where criticism if Saudi Arabia is usually off limits. What happened last month, shielded from view by the kerfuffle in Qatar, was in fact a soft coup in the House of Saud as the Wahhabi Muslim fanatic, Prince Mohammad bin Salman, aka MBS, was elevated to prime contender in the succession stakes.

EU "Sounds Alarm" Over New US Sanctions On Russia; Germany Threatens Retaliation
Late on Friday (21/07/17), Congressional negotiators agreed to advance a cross - party bill that would punish Russia for its (alleged) interference in the 2016 election according to the Wall Street Journal. And while it seems improbable that President Trump would sign the bill if it reaches his desk, the loudest complaint about the bill to date has emerged not from the Oval Office, but from US allies in NATO and the European Union ...

Surging Anti-Semitism in Germany Sparks Cry for Help from Jewish Community The German government, which for decades has been very efficient in downplaying anti - jewish feeling in Germany, is now being openly accused of abandoning its Jewish community. As a surging tide of anti-Semitism has raged through German cities where latge immigrant communities have been encouraged, the age old hatreds between Muslim and Jew mean that for the first time since the Nazi era ...

Sharia Hell For White Women In US Cities
America should have been shaken to its roots by the murder of Austrialian born Minneapolis resident Justine Damond. Being a good citizen Ms. Damond called police after witnessing an assault in her neighborhood. Minutes after her 911 call was placed Damond was be dead, after a Somali Muslim member of Minneapolis' finest arrived ass first responder to the emergency call, turned off his body cam and calmly shot her through the police car window ...

The Genocide Of Ideas
Interviewed on UK Television the director and former Monty Python Flying Circus member Terry Gilliam said he did not like anything among the recent output from Hollywood. "I don't know what they are about," he complained, "there is a car chase, a few fights, a threat to civilisation and the hero saves the world." Continuing to critique the formulaic Hollywood blockbuster genre Gilliam said films, books and plays ought to be about ideas.

Chechen Islamic Police Now Enforcing Sharia Law On Streets Of Berlin
A hundred Islamists are now openly enforcing Sharia law on the streets of Berlin, according to German police officers who are investigating a recent string of violent assaults in the German capital. The self-appointed religious police consist entirely of Salafists from Chechnya, in the Caucasus. The vigilantes are name-and-shame tactics and physical violence to intimidate Chechen migrants and dissuade them from integrating into German society;

Majority of Italians Say Government Committing ‘Ethnic Replacement’
According to two opinion polls published this week and several other recent surveys, a large majority of Italians want to see the influx of illegal immigrants to the nation's southern regions stopped completely, and believe the ‘ius soli’ law being rushed throigh by Italy’s globalist government amounts to a policy of “ethnic replacement”, enacted to boost the proportion of left wing, pro EU voters in the nation.

Europe's Liberal Snowflakes In Meltdown As Renzi Says "Italy Has No Moral Duty To Take In Migrants"The liberal mask behind which Europe's political, academic and financial elite hide their grand plan to undermine the solidarity of the working classes by flooding the continent with unskilled, illiterate, illegal immigrants from impoversished and confict stricken third world nations took a massive hit on Friday, when Italy's Former Prime Minister and current leader of The Democratic Party Matteo Renzi, said his country has "no moral duty to take in migrants",

Father of A.I. Shocks Everyone With His Newest (Scariest) Creation
We are often told that 'scientists' have made some advance in computer technology and soon we will be less intelligent than the machines we created. Strangely, computer scientists were sayingthe same when my first program I was loaded to a LEO computer from punched paper tape just over fifty years ago. and yet we seem to be no nearer creating any software that can be compared to human intelligence, (nerds may argue with that, but nerds are not human.)

UK Labour Party left denies plans to ‘purge’ anti-Corbyn members
Rumours of a plan byleft wing extremist supporters of Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn are planning a purge of membrs who oppose the ultra - left leader have been rife since the General Election in June. Party managers have now taken the unusual step of have denying reports that a group of hard-left Members of Parliament is orchestrating a "purge" of moderate MPs, according to The Times newspaper.

France to 'ban all petrol and diesel vehicles by 2040'
France plans to impose a total ban on all petrol and diesel vehicles by 2040, its new environment minister, Nicolas Hulot, has announced. We told you after the French elections the new president, grandmotherfucker Macron, was a clueless idiot who would continue the same politically correct globalist agenda that led to the failure of his predecessor Francois Holland's government and the near complete collapse of the socialist party.

Fatal Courtroom Decision Ruins Michael ‘hockey stick’ Mann
The defendant in the libel trial, the 79-year-old Canadian climatologist, Dr Tim Ball is expected to instruct his British Columbia attorneys to trigger mandatory punitive court sanctions, including a ruling that Mann did act with criminal intent when using public funds to commit climate data fraud. Mann’s imminent defeat is set to send shock waves worldwide within the climate science community as the outcome will be both a legal and scientific vindication of U.S. President Donald Trump’s claims that climate scare stories are a "hoax."

UK Government Accused Of Covering Up Saudi Arabia Funding Of TerrorismA new report commissioned by David Cameron before he resigned as Prime minister has highlighted links between recent terror attacks in the UK and the funding of UK mosques by the extremist Wahhabi regime in Saudi Arabia, which "is heavily involved in exporting an illiberal, bigoted fundamentalist ideology." The report criticises Cameron's successor for "kowtowing" to Saudi Arabia's king by suppressing another government report into the funding of extremism in the UK.

India's Cashless Society set to fail but slide to fascism goes on

Many wealthy and allegedly educated people have never used a bank card. Most are incapable of learning how to use the cards. With people tired of corrupt, untrustworthy and unpredictable banks incapable of providing reliable services, cash is coming back with a vengeance. The economy, however, continues to be stagnant. Businesses continue to fail, businessmen have grown tired of corrupt and rapacious bureaucrats and an extremely uncertain regulatory regime ...

"Italy Threatens To Seize NGO Boats as Mediterranean Migrant Crisis Intensifies
The national government and local authorities in Italy are threateninmg to impound migrant rescue ships run by non - government organisations such as the 'charities' International Rescue, which organizes assistance for people trying to migrate illegally from third world nations, and Immigrant Policy Centre, which lobbies for open borders and has been accused of collaborating with organised crime networkes in people trafficking.

Becoming Humandroids: Will We Let The Nerds Steal Our Humanity
What could pass for a dystopian vision of the workplace is almost routine at the Swedish startup hub Epicenter. The company offers to implant its workers and startup members with microchips the size of grains of rice that function as swipe cards: to open doors, operate printers, or buy smoothies with a wave of the hand. The injections have become so popular that workers at Epicenter hold parties for those willing to get implanted.

Macron's Dodges Press Conference - Says Mind 'Too Complex To Answer Questions
... many French voters are already regretting that they allowed themselves to be railroaded into voting for an untried candidate with little political experience. Recently elected French President Emmanuel Macron has cancelled the traditional Bastille Day (July 14) president's press conference because, he claims, his thoughts are 'too complex' for media questions

EU Judge Accuses Brussels of ‘Imperialism’ as Negotiations Falter
As negotiations on the 'Brexit' arrangements in Brussels struggle to overcome obstacles thrown up by EU bureaucrats fearful that if Britain is not seen to be punished for daring to quite the bureaucratic dictatorship, the aim of which was to force member states to surrender national sovereignty, it will lead other nations to quit the bloc, a former judge has accused the bloc of “judicial imperialism”.

White House Says It Will Fake "Chemical Weapon Attack" In Syria
The White House claims that the Syrian government is preparing "chemical weapon attacks". This is clearly not the case. Syria is winning the war against the country. Any such attack would clearly be to its disadvantage. The White House announcement must thereby be understood as preparation for another U.S. attack on Syria in "retaliation" for an upcoming staged "chemical weapon attack" ...

Government Fails Jewish School Over Lack of ‘Correct’ LGBT Teaching
A Jewish girls' school in London has been failed for a third time by Education Department inspectors who claim it fell short of requirements set out in the Equalities Act to teach LGBT principles in general and homosexuality/gender reassignment issues in particular. The equalities act, you may remember is a pernicious piece of legislation pushed through by ...

Is Technology Replacing Mind Workers As Well As Manual Workers
Think tanks, academics and economists have consistently underestimated the impact that immigration and automation on the jobless figures. As data on jobs and openings clearly shows, even without taking into account the effects of massaging statistics by, for example, reclassifying those unemployed for over two years and dumping them off the monthly numbers.

Tesla Stock Hit After German Regulator Warns Self-Driving Cars Are Unsafe

While the Tesla company and its Ubernerd founder Elon Musk have for several years been the darlings of the stock markets and the media, things may be changing. Like most technology startups, Tesla talk a good launch but fail to deliver real results. Since the cars launched to widespread admirationed at the elegant design, and open mouthed shock at the huge price tags and ...

Sweden to Force Christian Priests of All Denominations to Conduct Gay Marriages

In the Swedish governments latest insult to all that is sane, Sweden's Prime Minister Stefan Lofven has announced his government will force all priests in the Swedish church to marry same-sex couples. Mr Lofven argued that it did not matter what the view of the individual priests was and even supports a motion to only allow priests who agree with same-sex marriage the opportunity to be ordained

Social Justice Warriors and The Folly Of The Minimum Wage
A report published this week calculates the jump in sales as a result of Ronald McDonald's new Experience of the Future strategy of replacing minimum wage workers with digital ordering and payment kiosks. As a result of legally mandated increases in minimum wages, the biggest employer of minimum wage workers will replace cashiers in at least 2,500 restaurants by the end of 2017

The Rich Have Lost Touch With Reality
The headline should surprise no one, what is surprising is how far the rich will go to cheat old age and . Another surprise is that some people are only just catching on to what is happening

US Gov’t Proves Loyalty To ISIS And Saudi Arabia Bill To ‘Stop Arming Terrorists’ Gets Only 13 Supporters
In a rare outbreak of common sense, a bill barring the US Federal Government from giving money and weapons to child murdering terrorists like the head amputators, slave dealers and human organ noshers of ISIS and Al Nusra (Barack Obama's beloved 'moderate rebels',) garnered hardly any support from either the Democratic Perpetual War Party, or the Republican War Is Good Business Party.

Russia Halts Cooperation With US In Syria, Will “Intercept Any Aircraft” In Russian Areas Of Operation
As we digest the news that King Salaman of Saudi Arabia has replaced his nominated heir, Prince Mohammed bin Nayef, with his son, 31 year-old Prince Mohammed bin Salman, prominent in the Wahhabi sect, the most fundamental and implacably anti Christian branch of Islam and a far more radical figure, whose most recent role in the Saudi hierarchy has seen him in charge of managing the brutal war waged by Saudi Arabia on Yemen.

We Know What Inspired The Manchester Attack, We Just Won't Admit It
In the wake of the Manchester arena bombing, politicians, public servants and the media warned against blaming the Muslim community. I had to defriend someone on Facebook [... ] My blogged response to the Manchester Arena bombing was that we should get angry, not at Muslims in general, but at the politicians, and law enforcement officers who time and again have failed to act against suspected (and sometimes known,) terrorists ...

Sweden Sees More Than 50 Per Cent Rise in ‘No-Go Zones’

Left wing news organisations are still in denial about the problems being caused in European societies by the unchecked influx of unskilled, illiterate immigrants from backward third world nations. We have reported in this omnibus page on Sweden, where the ruling elite want to replace ethnic Swedes and Swedish culture with what they imagine will be a lovey - dovey, caring, sharing, Kumbaya singing, head-in-the-clouds global culture ...

Saudi Arabia Bids For Islamic Globalisation
soon after the suicide bomb at The Manchester Arena, I felt obliged to defriend someone on facebook, whom I have known online for around ten years. So what did this sweet lady, who writes books on medieval witchcraft and calls herself a pagan, do to piss me off? She showed herself to be a hypocrite by posting a whinge about people reacting with anger and 'hate' to this latest atrocity; "I'm all about compassion, I will not stand by and see Muslims victimised because of this." Oh yeah? And what about the dead and injured victimised by a muslim extremist?

This Is Bizarre - Italy's 5-Star Party Latest Flop For Anti - EU Movement In Elections
After the disastrous failure by Britain's Conservatives to secure a clear majority to enable them to force a favourable Brexit deal on the Euronazis of Brussels after they had been showing a significant lead in polls right up to election day, and the entirely predictable but disappointing failure of Marine Le Pen in the French presidential election ...

Russia Intercepts US Aircraft Over Baltic During NATO Military Exercises
Russia conducted a safe and routine intercept of a US aircraft over the Baltic Sea on Friday, US Department of Defense spokesperson Capt. Jeff Davis revealed on Friday. "There was a routine and safe intercept that occurred during that [BALTOPS exercise]. This was not one we believe falls into the category of unsafe," Davis said. On June 6 Russia's Defense Ministry reported the Air Force scrambled an Su-27 fighter over the Baltics to to intercept and escort a US B-52 strategic bomber that approached its borders.

What’s Really Happening With Saudi Arabia and Qatar Will Not Be Televised
While mainstream media is in a frenzy over what former FBI chief James Comey will say to a Congressional hearing about Donald Trump's alleged links with Russia and attempt to shut down an investigation into those links, the UK election, Islamic extremist terrorism, football's latest multi - million transfer deals, etc., as usual the really big story is hardly being reported. We bring you the story from The Anti Media,

US strikes pro-govt forces in Syria, shoots down drone
The US-led coalition officially operating in Syria to 'oppose and defeat ISIS' has again struck Syrian government forces near the At Tanf military base where US and British military personnel have been training Al Nusra (and ISIS, the two are inseparable) US soldiers based in At Tanf reportedly shot down an armed drone outside its demilitarised zone. The previous airstrike close to At Tanf on Tuesday was condemned by Damascus and Moscow.

More bad news for warmists: NASA finds no retreat of polar ice
But the ice caps just didn't get the message, and, as we reported yesterday, the ice caps are just as thick as they were decades ago. Those poor polar bears photoshopped onto ice floes will be just fine, and the fifty million refugees it was predicted would be displaced by rising sea levels are comfy in their homes as life goes on in the usual way.

The Demise Of Nate Silver's Infallibility And Data-Driven Journalism
In 2012 some little statistics nerd named Nate Silver was elevated to the pantheon of Technological Gods, when he correctly predicted, having modelled the outcome of the vote on his meta - analysis of opinion polls, that Barack Obama would win a second term as US President. That was the election in which Obama's opponent Mitt Romney famously threw the fat lady off the stage long before she had even done her warm up scales

Even Clinton Groupies Are Sick Of Hillary's Bullshit
Six months after her humiliation by Donald Trump in the US Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton is still trying to blame The Russians, Bernie Sanders and his supporters, Wikileaks, Fox News, Breitbart, anyone in fact except herself. It's all bollocks of course, She was the one who lost the election, nobody else. When it was obvious that more than half of America regarded her as the most obnoxious, disagreeable, unethical, lying, piece of ...

a name="http://www.dailystirrer.com/2017-may.shtml#170605-google">Google's New Ad Blocker? Here's What's Really Going On
Google is not a search engine company, the search engine is just window dressing. Google is a data mining company that steals users' personal information to advertisers. When web users learned of the extent of Google's data gathering (spying) and invading our privacy they started to use ad blockers. This hit Google's revenue of course, until they hit upon a neat idea to consolidate its already-dominant business: block competitors from appearing on its platforms.

So London's Muslim Mayor Sadiq Khan Loves Integration And Tolerance Does He?
London Mayors links to terrorism and Islamic extremism exposed. When The Labour Party put up Sadiq Khan as their candidate for Mayor of London it was seen as a cynical ploy, it is well known that Labour voters will vote for a dog turd if it has a red rosette stuck on it, so obviously feeling confident enough to take around 40% of the vote for granted it was a politically smart move to pitch for the votes of London's large and growing Muslim population ...

Voters were assured that Sadiq Khan despised Muslim extremism and would, as mayor, work to promote integration and mutual understanding. And when new medisa muckrakers such as Guido Fawkes blog found that Mr. Khan was not quite as clean as he had been painted (or whitewashed), mainstream media went into a frenzy of self righteousness, throwing accusations of racism and bigotry around like snowflakes in a blizzard. CONSPIRACY THEORISTS, they yelled at those who questioned Khan's claims to be a moderate, secular Muslim. As usual the 'conspiracy theory' has turned out to be true.

Nobel Laureate Smashes the Global Warming Hoax VIDEO
Nobel laureate Ivar Giaever's speech at the Nobel Laureates meeting 1st July 2015. Ivar points out the mistakes which Obama makes in his speeches about global warming, and shares other not-well known facts about the state of the climate.

NASA Data Proves Trump Right to Exit Paris Climate Accord
The science is settled, they kept telling us, and catastropic climate change is coming at us like a runaway train. If the sun don't fry you, droughts and famine don't starve you and rising sea levels don't drown you, then the UV radiation will turn you into a walking, talking melanoma. Of course there was no real -world evidence for this bullshit, only output from mathematical models of the climate, produced after the actual data had been adjusted.

Trump Announces US To Quit The Paris Climate Accord
Fulfilling another campaign pledge, US President Donald Trump yesterday announced the U.S. would withdraw from the Paris climate pact and that he will work to renegotiate the international agreement in a way that treats American workers better. "So we are getting out, but we will start to negotiate and we will see if we can make a deal, and if we can, that’s great. And if we can’t, that’s fine," Trump said Thursday

Brexit Will Not Make UK More Exposed to Attacks, Says Former Counter-Terrorism Chief
As the UK still reels from last week's sucidebomb attack which killed 22 people and left over 100 injured after a pop concert in Manchester, the former counter-terrorism chief of London's Metropolitan Police has said Brexit will not weaken the UK’s security measures or make the country more vulnerable to terrorist attacks.

Majority of Swedes Think Media Lies About the Impact of Mass Migration
The majority of Swedish voters believe the media is dishonest about problems mass inward migration and the government's 'open doors' policy of allowing in anybody who presents at the borders without even cursory checks has deliered in Swedish society, according to research presented by the nation’s Institute of Media Studies.

Obama’s Climate Change Leaves A Lot To Be Desired It is customary for US Presidents, when they leave office either having served two terms, been defeated in an election, or of their own volition, to fade quietly into the background. This is largely good manners, for an ex President to appear to be trying to intervene on political issues and influence events or public opinion is not only undignified, it is socially divisive ...

‘Why is My Curriculum White?’ Campaign Forces Oxford Uni to Introduce Compulsory Black History Exams


Britain’s oldest and one of its most prestigious universities has come over all Brack Obama and yielded sanity and academic impartialityto politically correct bigotry from a National Union of Students (Special Snowflake branch)campaign with rejoices in the title, ‘Why is my curriculum white? The snowflakes who are mainly white themselves but are too thick to have noticed that, are protesting against the alleged “Eurocentrism” of history teaching.

Obama Trumped As He Tries To Persuade Germans He's Still President
As the political system in Britain seems to be falling apart ahead of the election, the mess in America seems to get worse and worse because delusional Democrats just can't accept that they lost the election last November

"Watershed Moment" In US - EU Relations, Merkel Says Europe Can No Longer Rely On America
Only hours after Donald Trump infuriated Angela Merkel and the rest of his G-7 peers by refusing to endorse the Paris climate treaty, the US President has done it again. Hausfrau Volksfuhrer Merkel has now decided Europe can no longer rely on the USA to commit military support to EU nations that do not pay their NATO subs, should they come under attack, he has done it again ...

Merkel Furious After Trump Refusal To Toe The Party Line Causes G-7 Failure To Agree To Agree On Climate Change
So things dod not go according to the New World Order plan at Donald Trump's first G-7 summit, where the US president refused to be pushed around by leaders of second division powers including German Chancellor Angela Merkel and new French President Macron. The G7 was downgrated from the G8 because of Vladimir Putin's obstinacy in resisting Obama's efforts to depose the Assad regime in Syria, now appearsd to be heading towards further diminuition as the G6.

Intelligence Agencies Admit 23,000 Jihadis Live In Britain; 3,000 Pose "Imminent Threat"
After failing to act against known terrorist suspects and thus foil the two terror attacks to hit the U.K. this year – both carried out by jihadis who were known to U.K. authorities and were on 'watch' lists, intelligence agencies have identified 23,000 potential jihadis living in Britain, according to a report published in the Times today (27 May).

UK Government Ignore Terrorists Linked to Manchester Massacre for Decades
Salman Abedi, the Manchester suicide bomber responsible for killing 22 people at the end of an Aleana Grande concert at Manchester Arena was previously known to British security and intelligence agencies. In fact, as we reported yesterday, UK Security Services had been warned of his jihadist sympathies many times over a five year period.

Democrats Russia-Trump Claim Collapses. CIA Director Tells Hearing Hillary, Not Trump Collaborated With Russians
Since the defeat of Washington insider and the anointed of The Military / Industrial Complex, Hillary Clinton by billionaire businessman, TV star and all round loudmouth Donald Trump, the Democrats, bad losers like all left wing parties have been levelling trumped - up accusations of collaborating with Russia at Trump. It started before votes were cast of course, when Clinton's campaign accused the Russians of hacking private servers

Manchester Bomber Repeatedly Reported to Authorities over Five Year Period
In the wake of the Manchester Arena bombing it has emerged that police and security services failed to act on numerous over five years that suicide bomber Salman Abedi was a potential terrorist. Had law enforcement authorities not been such pussies thay are afraid of being called racist, Abedi’s deadly terror attack might well have been prevented, according to information from independent investigators.

Hillary Clinton's Crimes Are Much Worse Than We Thought

Congressman Trey Gowdy, who has a reputation in Washington for asking questions the rich and powerful do not want to answer has confirmed what was hinted at in a leak a few days ago, namely that the crimes Hillary Clinton is implicated in (including corruption, electoral fraud, abuse of office for personal gain and perjury) are "much worse than first thought." Details emerging from the investigation into her emails are soon to go public ...

Let's Burn Down The Universities
It should be clear to all reasoning people with the ability for critical thinking that a pattern of cultural warfare has been unfolding against the Western world since at least the end of World War Two. The contrast between what was then and what is now is stark and frightening. It should serve as all the evidence we require to make the final determination about what has been happening.

‘US, EU Kill People In Name Of Human Rights Concerns’ – Philippines President Duterte
“There’s not even a whimper” when powerful nations bomb civilians or “invent” WMDs to invade other countries, Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte told Maria Finosha of RT, in an interview this week. Duterte complained that the West pretends to care about human rights only when it suits the globalist agenda. Duterte visiting Moscow this week.

East Libyan forces launch strikes after air base attack
East Libyan forces have killed a number of military personnel loyal to the UN backed Government of National Accord (GNA) in a series of air strikes in the southern region of Jufra, according to reports from Reuters and AFP, three days after dozens of their men were killed in a surprise attack on an air base.

France: Women In Paris Suburb Protest Over Sexual Harassment
Women in an eastern Parisian district, angry at the failure of the city authorities to act on complaints of sexual harassment have staged demonstrations and launched an online petition (which gathered 7,000 signatures in 24 hours,) over what they call a “male den” in their neighborhood, where women are routinely subjected to physical harassment and sexist taunts.

US-led strike against Syrian government forces ‘unlawful’ says Russia
When news came that the Syrians were advancing towards American bases things looked serious. And then a US-led coalition strike on a pro-government convoy in Syria, branded by Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov as illegitimate and representing yet another violation of Syria’s sovereignty, appears to have dashed any hopes of a diplomatic resolution to the conflict.

Globalisation And The Destruction Of Civilisation
Despite repeated assertions that this blog does not align itself with either of those anachronistic labels, left and right, our oppositions to globalisation (an attack on benefits the early trade union movement fought for,) and our support for controlled borders and strict vetting of immigrants we are often accused by those who like to label themselves 'left' (because it sounds cuddlier) ...

Political manoeuvering behind India’s anti-corruption crackdown
Although people in India are cautiously welcoming the ongoing anti-corruption raids on opposition party leaders and their families, viewing them as proof of the federal government’s resolve to fight corruption, others see what has been happening as amounting to a political vendetta by the ruling Bharatiya Janata Party

Oh Shit. Russian-Backed Syrian Troops Advance on U.S. Base in Syria
As the latest distractions, the false flag cyber attack and the completely unsupported allegations from Democrat friendly mainstream media that Donald Trump fired former FBI director James Comey because the president has a sinister closet of Russian skeletons to hide from the public look increasingly risible, the United States' latest middle east misadventure is another step towards direct military confrontation with Russia in Syria.

Murdered DNC Staffer Seth Rich Shared 44,053 Democrat Emails With WikiLeaks: Report
Ever since Donald Trump defeated Democratic Party candidate hillary Clinton in the US Presidential Election, Democrats have based their efforts to make a case for having the result overturned on unsubstantiated allegations that the Trump campaign worked with Russian intelligence officials to undermine the 2016 Presidential Election thereby 'stealing' the White House from Hillary Clinton.

Ukraine’s Breakaway Donetsk Province Seek To Join Russian Federation
some more level headed commentators on world affairs have speculated on how long it would be before the leaders of the Donetsk and Lugansk breakaway regions would finalize their spilt with Ukraine by seeking to join the Russian Federation. The two regions in eastern Ukraine both have ethic Russian majorities and were strong supporters of the democratically elected pro – Russian government overthrown by a CIA engineered coup in 2014

Rotherham Child Rape Victim Was Told Not to Mention Ethnicity of Attackers; Says ‘Authorities Did Nothing’,

A victim of abuse in the now notorious Muslim grooming gang scandal in Rotherham, Yorkshire, said she first reported being raped when she was 13 years old, but authorities did nothing and told her not to mention the ethnicity of the attackers.

NYU Accidentally Exposed NSA Encryption Busting Code To The World
So how did that global cyber attack happen? The evidence points to its having originated in the USA and don’t rule out a false flag because the military – industrial complex are desperate for war in the middle east, so if some new terrorist group with a scary sounding name like Al Evilbastard death-to-the-infidel Front claims responsibility be suspicious, very suspicious.

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